Ok then, Lancia, right. Where the hell do I start? Well, dealing with the current range, I think this is where FIAT Group are having trouble; where to put all their makes. Surely they must be looking at VW and thinking where have they gone right?
They have put Skoda at the bottom, VW taking the middle ground and Audi vying with BMW and Mercedes, Volvo and the much lamented Saab. What the Italians decided to do a few years ago was to pitch Alfa as the sporting brand, Lancia as the luxury marque with FIAT going for the populist vote. One problem is that the prestige makers all do sporting AND luxury.
The core of the FIAT group products are Panda, Grande Punto and Bravo. The new Ypsilon is very much based on a stretched 500 floorpan.....or is that a modified Panda. The Mito is a Punto and the Delta and Giulietta are stretched Bravos.
The Ypsilon and Delta are all Lancias regardless of badge. The 300C, Grand Voyager and Jeeps are all Chryslers, although some, maybe the Grand Voyager are made in central Europe (Austria?) The 300C and larger Jeep had Benz diesels while the Wrangler (or whatever it's called now) used the VM four cylinder, as of course does the LTI London Taxi.
FIAT has recently bought the 50% stake in VM that had been owned by Penske Automotive of the USA so now this is a 50/50 GM/FIAT enterprise. I wouldn't like to guess whether this is for added production capacity or for their designs - or both.
FPT has become one of the largest engine makers in the world, not only providing the MJ range for FIAT, GM and the late Saab, but also for IVECO, many New Holland agricultural vehicles and they also supply several thousand marine diesels as well although they've yet to crack the leisure marine market like Volvo have.
The winner of the last Round Britain Powerboat Race had FPT diesels and they also provide Ferrari based engines for some offshore powerboat racers. You can buy FPT marine diesels to cover the entire range from the 1.3MJ right up to 13 litre 700hp monsters.
If you look at the likes of BMW, Mercedes and Audi they have all moved downrange (with varying degrees of success) the new Audi A1 being the latest. If they want to take that on, the Mito needs to be a hell of a sight better than it is. I had a Giulietta 2.0JTDm for a few days in January and liked it a lot, despite a 1.4 turbo version taking a bit of a beasting in Auto Express a couple of weeks ago, although it was the car rather than the engine that took the knocks. I couldn't find any common ground with the tester, although his criticism of a lack of rear headroon I couldn't really argue with as, with the exception of my Brother-in-law, none of our clan is over 5'8". But it almost seemed as if he was out to kick the Alfa regardless of how it actually was.
As for Lancias of old, I used to sell them for a while after previously doing the same job with Ford and must say that apart from the 1.4 Delta, that entire range was better than the Escort of the day. The only thing the Escort had over the Delta was a bigger boot. The HF (and ie) version was quicker, handled better than the XR3i and was more practical. In fact the HF handled and held the road better than the XR3 with tyres that were two sizes smaller. The Thema was classier than the Granada/Scorpio and also had the benefit of being a traditional saloon as opposed to being a big hatchback. The only fly in the ointment was the Y10 which rode like someone had welded up the suspension and as for the Y10 Turbo; it was the biggest laugh you could find in the small car class. In fact it was the biggest laugh I could give pedestrians without dropping my pants at the lights. When you first drove it you couldn't understand how it had a 0-60 time of around 8.5 seconds as a950 Fiesta Pop was quicker away from those same lights, but when the turbo cut in.....S**t the bed!
I can't help thinking though, that if FIAT Group want to get out of the state they're in, they need to be designing premium floorpans from scratch with independant front and rear suspension, maybe multi-link, so like VW, they can have more budget models using good theories. VW have also dragged Bentley kicking and screaming into the new millenium and most of the components have come from Audi, the W12 and now the 4.0 litre twin turbo V8. The Wolfsburg mob have dragged Skoda and Seat up rather than have them pulling the German makes down which is effectivel what FIAT have done. Mrs. Beard's Alfa 156 uses IRS with an alloy subframe which is what made that car a much better handler than the Stilo which was it's Torinese contemporary. As a result, the 156 is still held in quite high regard by the motoring press whereas the Stilo was never really liked by those same scribes.
The last basic FIAT product that got a really good press was the last (and current) Panda. Before that you have to go back to the Mk1 Punto which got 4 and 5 star ratings in almost every category it was tested in, the exception being that old Italian chestnut ride quality.
One last word on corrosion. Before we bought the 156 we looked at a number of Mercedes CE models, mostly from '89 to '92. The list of replacement parts they had been fitted with was astonishing. Every one had had a new head gasket and radiator. They'd had new springs, suspension arms, rebuilt gearboxes, front cross members, engine mounts, front and rear wings and boot lids.
When we started looking at the replalcement model, '95ish to '01ish the amount with corroded front wings and bootlids was astounding. If you had to pick on a by-word for automotive quality, Mercedes would be it, but although not in the '70s Lancia league, what I saw frightened me off the marque completely. Mrs. Beard's '01 156 has almost no corrosion at all. Odd how the motoring press doesn't bother telling us that isn't it?