Killing in the name of...

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Killing in the name of...

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Hi guys!

Got a story to tell of a Cento hater at my work.

Once upon a time...
My mate John from work is at college. He slags off my Sei at every moment possible usually with comments like yellow skip, cat box with wheels, toy car, pull back and go etc etc... He'd saved up on his year out and got a brand spanking new 3 yr old Fiesta. He's a young driver with very little experiance, so the insurers beared this in mind and decided they were going to fleece him for £2.3k a year. His new car started having problems last week so he took it to the dealer. They took his car off him and gave him a W reg Seicento S which he wasn't too chuffed about. This was the begining of a very short love hate relationship. On his first day of having it, he was unaware the car didn't have ABS and he needed to brake shaply for some red lights so he did so. The left wheel locked before the right. SMASH! 35mph in to some railings and wrote off the car. Snapped the rear axle, smashed all body work on front and left side and twisted the chassis. oh dear!

His insurers now want £3.7k from him now:eek:
Other than his pocket, he is unhurt...

...and all lived happily ever after(ish).

Whats the moral of the story kids? Drive through red lights and be nice about FIATs as they will repent!
 
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