CentoEvo
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OOoooh you racist you! 
"The Not so Fast but Furious"
"The Not so Fast but Furious"
Best Useless Knowledge!!!
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mickymunch
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i think i knew the one about the world not being round one of the only things i remember from school! haha. just spent a few hours cleaning my car and it still looks rubbish! damn the person who previously owned it who liked driving into things!! still forty quid on cleaning products cant go to waste! haha
did anyone know that a porsche cayenne turbo can lap a race circuit in the same amount of time as a new m3? also the diahatsu cuore avantazo tr-xx r4 (i think thats right!) has only 64bhp but can hit 60 in 8.5seconds?
Mick
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did anyone know that a porsche cayenne turbo can lap a race circuit in the same amount of time as a new m3? also the diahatsu cuore avantazo tr-xx r4 (i think thats right!) has only 64bhp but can hit 60 in 8.5seconds?
Mick
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I used to have a Tortoise called 'Timmy'.
2003 Stilo 1.6 Dynamic
2003 Stilo 1.6 Dynamic
I used to have half a bee called Eric
Steve the geriatric Panda owner
(Me or the car? Actually, you're right on both counts)
Steve the geriatric Panda owner
(Me or the car? Actually, you're right on both counts
)
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half a bee?!?
you now on the same pills as RichieC?
Si.
2.0 20v HGT + £2.5k of stereo + NOS (soon)
you now on the same pills as RichieC?
Si.
2.0 20v HGT + £2.5k of stereo + NOS (soon)
Weekend driver
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It doesn't take any pills to get to that state... Anything that is half a bee must (ipso facto) half not be...
Logic never was my strong point. At this point we could invite Steve to sing us a song about philosophers [?] Cue Steve
Have a good Weekend!
Logic never was my strong point. At this point we could invite Steve to sing us a song about philosophers [?] Cue Steve
Have a good Weekend!
John H
Established member
All together now [:0]
Half a bee philosophically must ipso facto half not be,
But half the bee has got to be visa vi its entity. You see?
But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury.
Singing...
La Dee Dee, 1 2 3, Eric the half a bee
Fidley Dum, Fidley Dee, Eric the half a bee
Is this a wretched demi-being
half asleep upon my knee.
Some freak from a menagery?
No! It's Eric the half a bee.
To Ho Ho, Tee Hee Hee, Eric the half a bee
A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee
I love this hive employee bee.
Bisected acidentily,
one summer afternoon by me.
I love him carnally...
Semi-carnally...
"Sara Connerly?" "No, semi-carnally." "Oh."
Sara Connerly...
(Whistling)
Half a bee philosophically must ipso facto half not be,
But half the bee has got to be visa vi its entity. You see?
But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury.
Singing...
La Dee Dee, 1 2 3, Eric the half a bee
Fidley Dum, Fidley Dee, Eric the half a bee
Is this a wretched demi-being
half asleep upon my knee.
Some freak from a menagery?
No! It's Eric the half a bee.
To Ho Ho, Tee Hee Hee, Eric the half a bee
A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee
I love this hive employee bee.
Bisected acidentily,
one summer afternoon by me.
I love him carnally...
Semi-carnally...
"Sara Connerly?" "No, semi-carnally." "Oh."
Sara Connerly...
(Whistling)
Right on, John!
Do these youngsters actually know what we're talking about?
Steve the geriatric Panda owner
(Me or the car? Actually, you're right on both counts)
Do these youngsters actually know what we're talking about?
Steve the geriatric Panda owner
(Me or the car? Actually, you're right on both counts
)
CentoEvo
Established member
Oh dear keep taking those pills folks!
"The Not so Fast but Furious"
"The Not so Fast but Furious"
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Do these youngsters actually know what we're talking about?
Steve the geriatric Panda owner
(Me or the car? Actually, you're right on both counts)
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not got a clue m8
Do these youngsters actually know what we're talking about?
Steve the geriatric Panda owner
(Me or the car? Actually, you're right on both counts
)
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not got a clue m8
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mickymunch
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i have no idea what you lot are on about but it sounds fun!
Mick
Cinquecento Sporting
Mick
Cinquecento Sporting
John H
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Need any further clues
Weekend driver
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How about a link:
http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/songs.htm
This may require a mental health warning...
Have a good Weekend!
http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/songs.htm
This may require a mental health warning...
Have a good Weekend!
John H
Established member
Good link - thanks [8D]
Damn - I was just going to post the lyric!
sod it, I'll do it anyway:
The Bruces' Philosophers Song
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could take you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink; therefore, I am!'
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Ah, they don't write numbers like that anymore
Steve the geriatric Panda owner
(Me or the car? Actually, you're right on both counts)
sod it, I'll do it anyway:
The Bruces' Philosophers Song
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could take you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink; therefore, I am!'
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Ah, they don't write numbers like that anymore
Steve the geriatric Panda owner
(Me or the car? Actually, you're right on both counts
)
Dillinger
New member
not exactly correct Steve:
you missed the first line:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
and the 2nd & 3rd lines are incorrect:
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
if your talking Python you have to be accurate
---
you missed the first line:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
and the 2nd & 3rd lines are incorrect:
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
if your talking Python you have to be accurate
---
Yes, I thought something was wrong when I tried to sing it ....
This means that the lyric at http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/songs.htm is wrong too!
I don't allow male bovine excrement here either
Steve the geriatric Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
This means that the lyric at http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/songs.htm is wrong too!
I don't allow male bovine excrement here either
Steve the geriatric Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
mickymunch
New member
im scared to richieC. dont get me wrong i appreciate monty python but some people just take things a little too far.....
Mick
Cinquecento Sporting
Mick
Cinquecento Sporting
Oh, yes RichieC, "that'll teach you to be normal" ... (*)
Steve the geriatric Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
(*) As normal as RichieC can get ...
Steve the geriatric Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
(*) As normal as RichieC can get ...
