Guys know your place 
The Rules:
The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notificaton.
No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
The FEMALE is never wrong.
If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE .
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
If the FEMALE has PMT all The Rules are null and void.
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
I feel you will all be better prepared now :worship:
ps. girls i didn't make them up, they were printed on some paper i found whilst emptying house for move they do not reflect my views lol
The Rules:
The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notificaton.
No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
The FEMALE is never wrong.
If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE .
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
If the FEMALE has PMT all The Rules are null and void.
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
I feel you will all be better prepared now :worship:
ps. girls i didn't make them up, they were printed on some paper i found whilst emptying house for move
they do not reflect my views lol
