With thanks to cinqmeister for hosting my picture:
Well, as you can tell I don't own a copy of photoshop so I had to use MS's finest creation, Paint.
I will tlak you through my sooped up masterpiece:
side skirts with black lines for extra speed and hiding of my neons underneath (+10bhp)
Go faster red stripes (+5bhp)
Double headlight system to annoy other drivers (+20bhp if dark)
Main beam fogs on roof borrowed from GMC pick up thing, 30000watts of sheer power to light up everything in sight (-20bhp)
27" midibus wheels (steel of course) with high profile tyres (+40bhp due to the, um, extra weight?!)
Extra fogs at the front if you just want to annoy a normal driver (+5bhp)
Bonnet vent to feed the 1.9d lump with cold air or something (+20bhp)
geniune universal fit spoiler from halfords at the back glued on, unpainted to give retro style (+50bhp when cornering)
Blue LED washer lights (do i need to even say how great these are?) (+120bhp)
Single wiper modification parking in centre of screen (prevents you from seeing outside properly) (+20bhp because touring cars sometimes have them)
Tinted side window (why not?)(+3bhp)
"'ard" written on the side, why I hear you ask? I don't know, just looked right (like Hard but said in an 'ard way) (+10bhp)
Abarth logo (+75bhp) due to extra kudos.
Lowered mirrors to make it more aerodynamic and faster (+90bhp) but loss of rear view could be a problem.
Hope you all like my Mk2 Doblo, already had an offer from Fiat. I am an aspiring car designer so am pleased at my attempt.
lol.
Oh and I think this would beat the lot (and no, it hasn;t been photoshopped i don't think):
Paul