Just remembered that windows has a text to voice feature.

I can make him do little 'previews' in the control panel area.

but how do I make him recite things from an office program (microsoft office is broken , got openoffice)?

Start > all Programs > Accessories > Accessibilty > Narrator

J

cheers, he's already annoying, can I give him a new voice?

you can do, you can get new voices

hmm that reminds me to search again

J

he makes a good job of saying fiat forum.

got his tone down to like a baretone warble. but I want like wurzel gummage to read this lot to me:devil:

make him say where i live and used to live burscough and tarleton, he cant pronouce crap lmao

http://www.bytecool.com/voices.htm

oh dude I'm having such fun with this, the filth that he can pronounce is fantastic!!!

fantasmagorical

yes he can pronounce fantasmagorical!!!
screw this system
mmmmmm lard cake
mmmmmm doughnuts

I LOVE SAM!!!

he cant pronounce crap

yes he can

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb
Starring Rob Sneider

laugh out loud

I'm a prick

I AM A TOOL

faster is plastered :slayer:

You geeks, its funny for about 10minutes

I know I know, I just wish I was about 10 again, and had the ability to use this..

euston we have a problem, ttrssshh!!

:slayer:

ha ha pretty good

you type the words, and he tres to pronounce every single letter and comman (i.e space, BACK SPACE BACKSPACE!! LOLZORD).

then you click in teh grey part at side of fiatforum page, then click at the end of the phrase you have just type.

"editable text.... you type the wordz, and he tre's to........"