{censored] Uno 1 litre vs. Golf GTI

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I have just had one of the scares of my life. I have had two proper near death experiences and this rated probably worth 50%. My Mum just asked me to go and get her a pescription and this is what happened:

Coming off the main road onto a side road i notice a guy nearly hits me going too fast into a little single lane (though bi-directional road - like a chicane really) road. I take a look, and yes, he is on his bloody mobile hence his stupid driving. A 52 reg Black Golf GTI (or at least GTI grill) and a guy wearing some awful cap, looking no older than 20! So, up to the junction (it is a very small road, maybe 35m long until you get to a little 4 way junction - all very small residential roads barely wide enough for 2 cars) I go very slowly just making sure that's the problem and hopefully pissing him off. THen, yes, you guessed it, i turned around when i had stopped, put my hand up to my ear and removed it several times as in "get off your mobile" and shook my head. I then pull away, turn to the left and look in my rear view. He had gone accross the junction and sat there. I built up speed but then he toots his horn as i am about 15 metres away. I know he knew my car, my reg plate etc. because I hadn't gone quickly Then I see him swing his car around and start coming towards me.

Yes, I nearly excreted in my trousers. There's a guy in a car 10x as powerful as mine and he is pissed at me for telling him what he is doing is not only stupid but illegal. I didnt swear at him, i didn't shout, just moved my hand up and down from my head.

The area I was in I don't know too well, it's only 2 mins from my house but it is like a maze of small roads with houses quite close and give way junctions (in all directions!) every 50metres or more. It practically makes a grid but it is all on lots of up and down hills.

So I floored my car, took the next right, next left (nearly killing myself hitting a poor old lady in a car on the other side of the road going wide - you nromally do the turns at 5 mph or less). I then take the next left etc. then back up the hill every so often noticing him just before I turn. Luckily, the next 3 turns I did very quickly and was getting quite quick down the short sections. Yes, I did speed, I know I am usually dead against it but the nearest police station was miles and some guy was chasing me.

I then got onto a main road as soon as I had lost sight of him, pulled off down some more little back roads and then drove to a place called Arnold abotu 5 mins away.

I don't know I lost him or what he wanted to do to me. I didn't fancy stopping to find out. I don't know how my poor little Uno - or my heart - lasted and now I am just pissed all I could remember was that it was a black 52 reg Golf like every other one.

Next time I make such a gesture to someone I might think about what car they are driving and what they look like first. I feel awful for having to do Playstation style get away driviing putting people at risk when the risk of him hittting someone whilst on his phone was a lot less.

Just people driving on phones doesn't mix well. When i was younger, 3 of my friends were "mowed" down by a 4x4 with a guy on his mobile who kept driving - i think his excuse was he didn't notice it. " guys had broken ribs and legs, the girl just had bad brusing etc.

So, first time a Uno outran a Golf GTI, LOL, i think so, will i do it again, no way, im sat in my house still trying to come to terms with being chased like that. - First time it has happened to me.

Paul
 
Why did you run? Always have something to hand, a wheel brace or similar. If you have no means of self-protection in your car you leave yourself wide open. I never, ever run from idiots like that. 9 times out of 10 they **** themselves if you stop and get out to them.

and never again will I listen to you lecture others on speeding! [:0]:D

<h5>Click here for pictures of my Uno
Click here for pictures of my Brava
 
Chill, chill, your ok now;)

U should have stopped as if you were going to confront him, then let him get out of his car before doing off;)

I get stuff like this all the time, but like I've said before I have a bit of a temper problem, I'm a big lad though, and I can look after myself, but its not nice when your s**tting yourself I know:(

I pissed this Chav in a clio off the other night, it was late and in a little town in the middle of nowhere, I was doing 30(the speed limit) and he came tearing up behind me, tailgated for a short while, then went to overtake across a hatched area, I thought 'no u don't' and toe'd it as he got along side, it was only for a second, but enough to make him realise he weren't getting past.

So he pulls in behind and blared his lights at me, which just made me laugh, I could see he was a whinnet Chav and I was really hoping he was going to follow me for a fight:D

I know its bad, and I should rise above this kind of thing, but I love pissing dicks like this off, just a shame you nearly came off worse this time[:(!] Get yourself down the gym;)

53 3d Stilo Dynamic JTD - Sprint Blue
92 15.3hh Thoroughbred - Eats Money!
 
I once upset a guy in a Maxi[xx(]while driving a Rover SD1 3500, he put his main beam on and tailgated me for ages, I then decided to make a run for it:Dand he was doing really well down the narrow country lanes to keep up. I had to stop at a t-junction and he came alongside and tried to ram me!!! In the end I found a nice straight road andleft him for dead! What did I do to upset him?, well overtook him but had to cut in sharply as another car turned left from a side road!

1987 126 FSM, 12" minilight style wheels, clear rear lights, smoked indicators.
 
I had no choice steve! I only sped because I felt in danger. Have a very good wheel lock available but I am not a aggressive person. It opens up into one section which is like a coppers baton and the other is a 1cm diamtre solid steel pole, would kill you i guess with a head shot. You have to wait for the first hit, then you never know if you will still be standing to get a hit back at him.

I had to run in my mind, it was the way to avoid a good beating either way. If only I had a friend with me, they would have dealt with it very differently.

My luck; I would have had the 1/10 time when they don't **** themselves and pulled out their leatherman multitool!

paul
 
Originally posted by Steve C
Why did you run? Always have something to hand, a wheel brace or similar. If you have no means of self-protection in your car you leave yourself wide open. I never, ever run from idiots like that. 9 times out of 10 they **** themselves if you stop and get out to them.

and never again will I listen to you lecture others on speeding! [:0]:D

<h5>Click here for pictures of my Uno
Click here for pictures of my Brava

Very true Steve! Esp as most of these guys are whinnets with their seat jacked up high;)

53 3d Stilo Dynamic JTD - Sprint Blue
92 15.3hh Thoroughbred - Eats Money!
 
Originally posted by nuovapanda
I once upset a guy in a Maxi[xx(]while driving a Rover SD1 3500, he put his main beam on and tailgated me for ages, I then decided to make a run for it:Dand he was doing really well down the narrow country lanes to keep up. I had to stop at a t-junction and he came alongside and tried to ram me!!! In the end I found a nice straight road andleft him for dead! What did I do to upset him?, well overtook him but had to cut in sharply as another car turned left from a side road!

1987 126 FSM, 12" minilight style wheels, clear rear lights, smoked indicators.

That must have been a while back, Maxi's and SD1's:D

53 3d Stilo Dynamic JTD - Sprint Blue
92 15.3hh Thoroughbred - Eats Money!
 
James M; I am too young to die and too young to stick up for myself. I am 5'11 and not well built so not much really to stand up against and never been violent!

Im chilling now though lol
 
I'm only 5'10! Never had to come to blows tho, they usually back down;)

I do sympathise tho, when I was first driving I used to s**t myself when I got threatened:(

53 3d Stilo Dynamic JTD - Sprint Blue
92 15.3hh Thoroughbred - Eats Money!
 
worst i had was an old **** in a car park got inthe road and decided it was my fault, he started up to me after i parked up the hill a bit.

he was just walking up towards me


i was dropping a pick axe off at a mates house


you shoulda seen him turn round :D

- - Donz - -
 
Cheers for the sympathy. My heart was at 1 x 10^17 beats per second and I was quite scared really. Glad I got away, I am not aggressive enough. Did I do the wrong thing in:

1) Making the gesture that he shouldn't be on his mobile?
2) Running
2a) Running quickly and doing fairly dangerous driving to get away?
3)Not getting out and taking him on?! lol

Paul
 
1) probably
2) probably not
2a) definatly
3) definatly not

you never know who or what you are gonna come up against, so its better to try and avoid such situations altogether imho. oh and i'm 5'8 but how big/small you are or how well built you are means nothing. Its not the 9 times that they run away that you worry about its the 1 time that they stick around, and it ends up that you provoked the situation...

- - Donz - -
 
In my opinion, him nearly hiting me was the stupid thing which meant I should make the gesture for him not to be on his mobile whilst driving.

I still think I was right to run.

I shouldn't have done the gesture because of what it let to - as McKrob says is correct but you do things when someone nearly hits you and it is his stupid fault.

You're right Donz, I couldn't have stuck around, i am not a fighting man and that would have been the VERY wrong thing to do.
 
You should just do what I do mate, chill, smile and think what a prick, never lose your rag on the road or gesticulate, forgerrabbourritttt, there are so many tossers on the road, if you thought about it you'd be killing everyone.

Always smile, mouth the word sorry, even if you're in the right, and make a hand gesture to demonstrate you're in the wrong it appeases these idiots and you know that they are pricks!

However, just in case I have a MACE Spray in the glove compartment, brought back from the USA just in case I need to spray anyone out, knock them to the ground and kick them until they are in a coma!

TC. :D

FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
LOL, is that after doing your shopping at Sainsburys?!

You're probably right about doing nothing and saying sorry just, you know, some people have to know their an idiot if they think they're God's gift.

Off to look for mace on ebay... lol (j/k)

Paul
 
LOL, is that after doing your shopping at Sainsburys?!

No, I shop at Tescos!;)

You're probably right about doing nothing and saying sorry just, you know, some people have to know their an idiot if they think they're God's gift.

Err..............this doesn't make sense, you been at the juice?

Off to look for mace on ebay... lol

That's the place to get it!;)


FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
LOL; I would have gotten the wrong supermarket whatever I had picked, Sainsbury's = most conservative and hence funniest against the idea of knocking someone under the affects of pepper spray into a coma lol.

I think it makes sense but I meant (in better English:)

You're probably right about doing nothing and just saying sorry. However, some people - like the one's who feel that they are GOd's gift and can use a mobile and nearly hit my car without caring - do need telling and this time it was me who did the telling and running.

LOL

I wish I was a copper in that situation off duty!
 
Cool, it makes sense now, wow, you had me confused for a moment![:eek:)]

FIAT Stilo Sport. Pretty Much Bog Standard Really. Rear Roof Spoiler,
Sill Protectors, Aluminium Foot Pedals, Eibach 30mm Drop Springs.
 
I had a situation a while ago where I was driving home on my own at about 12pm at night being followed by a white astra (boy racer) with 5 lads in it. The lad was driving one foot off my bumper..if i had have stopped he wud have hit me...he followed me for about 15 mins..i went thorugh the stages of laughing about how sad he was to follow me...then I got worried and started to panic...then i got angry but instead of just driving to the police station I pulled over and got out of the car and started running towards his car shouting like a mad woman... [:0][:0]

You shud have seen their faces....poor little things ;) they drove off b4 i got chance open thier doors! LOL

Im the one with the tat mobile...cheap and nasty is my first, middle and last name.
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