seems like the more times i go out down town the more depressed i am by the end of the night.

okay so it all starts with good intensions but by about 2am when i still havent danced with anyone things start looking desperate...

...then when as the clubs shutting and even the ugly birds arnt interested it really gets me down, it doesnt matter who i try and dance with there is always someone better than me there that will take them it seems, i dont think i can take it anymore.

take these wise words to heed my friend.
custard whilst not hitting every branch on the ugly tree didnt exactly miss them either
so did i not get any action?course i did
looks help,lets not pretend it doesnt but its about the image you project.
dont make any great efforts,its the fine line between being cool but not actually ignoring the laydees
relax! this is why when you are in a relationship you seem more attractive to the oppsite sex,you dont give of the desperation vibes which women dont find attractive.
i know its easy to say but go out for a noght out ,end of.
if theres someone there for you then cool if not have a great night.
take it easy on the booze too

What Custard says is partialy true.

Never ask to dance, just move in and dance close contact. some girls will move some girls will back into so you can feel thier bum cheeks all over your "not so lil for long fella"

You could always just work your way down, if you are going to go for the talk to the girls method then start with the hottest your eyes can find and work your way down.

There is always the option of getting completly wasted and doing the same as above, helps if the girl is also partially wasted and even if they aren't everyone likes a good laugh and chances are your alcohol intake will make you say something stupid which will keep their attention.

Also it helps on the crowd you go out with, if they aren't on the ladies then sometimes it feels funny going for it on your own as sometimes your boring friends might throw a spanner or two in your works. Make sure the people you go out with are all on the same thing, either just getting wasted, just relaxing or full a full on perv session

Don't worry, everyone has their dry night or dry patch.

oh ryan, even turned you down.....thats harsh,

oh jai too harsh.
remember being on a night out and a mate tries to pull this beast(any holes a goal for him)so i end up dancing with the mate.
you know how it is
so all going foine for me and i see him storming off,the big munter had knocked him back.
oo he got ribbed for months for that one

nevermind at the end of the night there is alway the option of an orgy with
palm and her sisters!

mate, never go out with the intentions to pull, cos thats when it doesnt happen.

act confident but not cocky

ask girls question, they love it. just seem intrested and smile and nod

dont go up to girls when ur steaming as they'll just walk off

dont ask girls to dance, just dance about, then move over to some and slowly work ur way in

look interested in girls, but dont just keep looking at them, move away for a bit and come back dancing to them as then it gives hem the thought that they might actually have to chace u. and gives love a challenge

best place to start chatting to birds is the bar, while ur waiting to order ur drink, theyre bound to be a couple of girls waiting to. just start making conversation and make em smile

depending on how u are as a person, and how confident u are with the ladies, u can get away with cheeky comments and having a laugh with them. also, depending how its goin, u can be very cheeky and just say things like "so, when we going out?" and if they reply "dunno, when ever u take me" then bingo. just say "well, to arrange something i'l have to take ur number". its pretty easy to be honest.

dont go up to a girl and say "can i buy u a drink" cos they'll just say "yeah, sure" take the drink and bugger off and thats the last u'll see of em. ask em if they want a drink after a while of chatting to them

on the dance floor, if u see a group of girls all having a laugh and dancing together, just dance about for a bit and go for the cheeky move and just dance into the middle of them. 9 times out of 10 they'll all thing its funny and encourage u, but sometimes u get blown out.

and finally, dont be bothered if u do get blown out. fook em, theyre loss. just move on. dont take it personally, just take it on the chin



well, theres all my trade secrets out!

Dunc

Dunc Uno Turbo said:

well, theres all my trade secrets out!

Dunc

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yeah gay guys know all the secrets

Ryan mate, don't go worrying about it, I've been single for how long (too long!) and have similar problems, but I've just learnt to say **** it, if they want you they'll chase you, just get on with having a good time and let things flow.

yeah, i have the same kinda trouble, once iv'e had a few though and am in the mood for pulling some moves on the dance floor, women just dont want to know - maybe they are initimidated by my awsome groove?

seriously though, the problem is you see guys trying it on with all the birds in the joint, just chasing skirt all night ... i so dont want to be one of those.

Love how it's all blokes trying to give advice on how to impress women!

I hate it when random guys start getting too close on the dancefloor. I'm usually just out for a good night with my mates and never look upon nightclubs as a place for meeting someone because they're full of pissed, groping gorillas. And if I do meet someone there, it's guaranteed not to go anywhere.

So just go out with your mates, have a good time and go for other places to meet that special someone - like when out shopping (the old turning round to a lass in Boots or whatever and asking advice on a birthday present for sister/ mother etc. is a good one), at the gym,out for a jog, at an evening class etc.

I think maybe I'm too picky... the clubs I go to are alternative clubs (rock/metal etc) as I don't like house/dance stuff much.

I also want a girl which loves cars and is hot.

not asking for much... no wonder I'm single

Wll then you're going at this all wrong Cinquepunto If you want a woman who likes cars, you have to do what women who want a man with a hot car do: hunt for them via the car, not the woman. Go to a cruise or car show and look for hot cars owned by women, surely one of them will be fit enough for you

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Wll then you're going at this all wrong Cinquepunto If you want a woman who likes cars, you have to do what women who want a man with a hot car do: hunt for them via the car, not the woman. Go to a cruise or car show and look for hot cars owned by women, surely one of them will be fit enough for you

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but also into the same music as me?

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but also into the same music as me?

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Listen to what she's playing in her car Get talking, look at her CDs, it strikes up a good topic of conversation.

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Listen to what she's playing in her car Get talking, look at her CDs, it strikes up a good topic of conversation.

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I'll give it a go

been trying ot sort out a long distance thing with helz but she's not having it

Sorry custard, I must have missed your love poetry in the midst of my inbox full of it from admiring members

Helz said:

Sorry custard, I must have missed your love poetry in the midst of my inbox full of it from admiring members

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nah i just sent the hardcore pr0n