Has anyone ever done one?

I done a cracker, took me ages, then finally, PLOP! So I put my head down to have a look at the monster. In all glory, the big ****er had disappeared, vanished, gone! It felt HUGE, sounded huge and smelt huge!

I never flushed the toilet, no skid marks or anything.

Anyone ever had one?

You must of eaten to much

never done a magic one,but the best ones to do is to hang on and keep hanging till you are literally bout to **** your pants then go,feels so good it should be illegal