Puntos are gay...

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Puntos are gay...

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I'm afraid so.... Puntos are the most gay fiat.

How?

Take one bored person, give them a bottle of wine and a dull rainy night, mix in the internet and this is my conclusive findings...

On the gay personals website 'Gaydar' (which has a cool radio station according to some one on here!:p ) there are 18 men that feel the need to list 'Fiat' in their profiles...

8 of those profiles either have pictures of them in their Puntos or they pass comment on owning a punto. Also listed are 1 Bravo, 1 Uno and.. Erm.. some guy that owes a Panda:eek: The other 5 profiles are from blokes sooo gay they don't actually know what sort of Fiat they drive:D

So, before you go sell your punto for a Dodge Ram to prove you manhood, just remember that the gays have an in built sense of style and taste that 'Trinny' and 'Suzanna' would kill for!

Jim
 
e505jpy said:
Duh!

I'm the only gay on the forum!:D

Beau don't count cause he's just poofy:p

Jim

What about Charlieboy? He listens to Gaydar radio :D

My God, from your findings my neighbours will think I'm very gay. I have a Punto AND a Uno :eek:

Damn, I'm never going to pull any girls now with my cars :cry: :p

EDIT: I thought there was a conclusive thread in the classic Panda section that Pandas were gay cars ;)
 
The first thing that I thought when I saw my car was yeah its a poofters mobile... it screams GAY ...After speaking to the previous owner this was confirmed... Still I like it..I wouldn't say it was half as gay now though... more pimp than grayish now :slayer:
 
it isnt quite right to describe a punto as gay, or a gay's car. its a girl's car, designed for girls.

what you should say is "gay men are like girls and a punto is a girls car so gay men like them". thats far more accurate. it also explains the gay man bitchyness syndrome.
 
Steve said:
My Punto doesn't have a mirror on the drivers side sun visor. Your theory is not sound. I suggest that you Jug, are as full of sh*t as Jim. :)

the punto is a budget supermini so they cant afford to stick a mirror on the visor. however the punto qualifies as a girl's car because a man cant fit in one comfortably. my girlfriend has a mk2 sporting (need i say more) and as much as i like it i cant fit in it comfortably and i'm only 6ft 14st. plus i dont feel very manly when driving it, the pedals are desinged for little feet, the dash hits me knee when pressing clutch. its so girly i'm surprised it doesn't come with free makeup.

as with most people i'm full of sh*t, sometimes a bit more sometimes a bit less, it depends a great deal on bowel movement and amount of fibre in my diet.

however a punto is a girls car regardless of the mirror or who owns one, it was desgined for girls. you cant change that with a bodykit and alloys. almost every straight male over the age of 25 wouldnt even consider a punto for that very reason, it doesnt suit a man's needs. the men who do have a punto either dont care what they drive or cant afford the car they want and have no choice.
 
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