Evening all forum members just to say that its been now 1year since we move into our new home and since we have been here there has been in my view an object which could well be offensive to some whenever I peg out washing on the line its there rain or shine I havnt got the courage to ask him what it is so I though I would get my boy to put up a pic of it so that you peeps could then try and work out what it is so there you go and its over to you

windmill without the fins?

dovecote?

its a giant willy with something stuck in its helmet

oh and put your pegs away, they go brittle if you leave them out

Mushroom

After the discussion I will knock and ask him but how the hell do you say Errr excuse me Ken but are you a sun worshiper or is that a giant Cokc sticking out of your patio know I now why his wife divorced him and walked around bandy etc etc

dave said:

oh and put your pegs away, they go brittle if you leave them out

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Thanks Dave I really wanted to know that

dave said:

oh and put your pegs away, they go brittle if you leave them out

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does that mean both wood and plastic pegs?

it's a giant cock....duuuuuh

maybe he's hit midlife crisis but cant afford a harley?

PNL said:

After the discussion I will knock and ask him but how the hell do you say Errr excuse me Ken but are you a sun worshiper or is that a giant Cokc sticking out of your patio know I know why his wife divorced him and walked around bandy etc etc

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just say ive been admiring your erection for a year now and while the wifes out wanted closer look

custard boy said:

just say ive been admiring your erection for a year now and while the wifes out wanted closer look

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Nooooo I cant do that he might be you know bat for the other side and might make a move on me

PNL said:

Nooooo I cant do that he might be you know bat for the other side and might make a move on me

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PNL:i like your erection
dodgy neighbour:t gets better :devil:
PNL: i'll scream!
dodgy neighbour: go ahead
PNL: scream

easy take a camera to his house and ask if you can take some pics of your property from his garden, then whilst in his garden casually lean on it and say "hey nice mushroom, what's it for?"

good fences make good neighbours, but judging by that, need yours to be about 5ft higher.......

turboned said:

good fences make good neighbours, but judging by that, need yours to be about 5ft higher.......

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The hedges were a lot higher but they needed trimming

PNL said:

The hedges were a lot higher but they needed trimming

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Good job its not a bush .

I wouldnt fancy much trimming my male neighbours bush

especially judging by the size of his erection my what a big bush it would have been to cover that

It's a bird house,designed so cats cant get up there.

fiatangel said:

does that mean both wood and plastic pegs?

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wood rot, plastic go brittle and snap. both get dirty and the line gets dirty, cant wipe line if its full of pegs