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Apparently it's not too bad (according to Heat magazine :eek:)
H

(I would like to point out that I picked up the Heat magazine while at work after hours when waiting for 6 servers to reboot. It was the only magazine around.)
 
hmallett said:
Apparently it's not too bad (according to Heat magazine :eek:)
H

(I would like to point out that I picked up the Heat magazine while at work after hours when waiting for 6 servers to reboot. It was the only magazine around.)

Excuses Excuses :rolleyes: :D
 
First of all, it's technically a biography not an autobiography since she didn't write it. Secondly, I wonder if she will be able to read it herself or struggle with some of the big words? Thirdly, I am seriously worried about H, Saaammmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, help him :D
 
hmallett said:
Apparently it's not too bad (according to Heat magazine :eek:)
H

(I would like to point out that I picked up the Heat magazine while at work after hours when waiting for 6 servers to reboot. It was the only magazine around.)

have you seen the advert? she cant even say autobiography properly! im wondering if its actually a biography:p :slayer: loook at my english knowledge :D

EDIT: helz answered my question:(
 
Steve said:
I'd rather roll around in a barrel of **** for a week than read that daft slags biography. She's an attention whore and deserves nothing more than the collective scorn and ridicule of the entire UK population...

and thats an understatement :D
 
Steve said:
I'd rather roll around in a barrel of **** for a week than read that daft slags biography. She's an attention whore and deserves nothing more than the collective scorn and ridicule of the entire UK population...
Are you upset because she's richer than you? ;) :p
H
 
sammiboo said:
I would be bitter too, if I could be bothered.
There's often little justice in this world. :(
Perhaps I should get myself a publicist? :rolleyes:
H
 
sammiboo said:
he brought Heat home the other night - i share your concerns :chin: :eek:

You need to lay him down and apply a cold compress to his head and if that dont work use your imagination ;) :D
 
shes just thinking of as many ways to make money as quick as possible. actually thats wrong, her managers are thinking, she hasnt got 2 brain cells to rub together! her TV career failed, her yoga video failed because as you tell she hasnt improved her figure :p

didnt she sell a story about her pregnancy a while back?
 
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