<font face="Arial Black">Every other internet forum I've ever seen has at least one thread dedicated to crap jokes. So I think it's about time we had one too.</font id="Arial Black">
To start with:
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman "Got any fish?". Barman says "No, we don't serve fish".
An hour later the duck returns, and asks the barman "Got any fish?".
Barman says "I told you, we don't serve fish!".
Anpother hour passes, and the duck goes back into the pub and asks the barman "Got any fish?".
By now the barman's getting a bit pissed off with the duck, and he says "I told you twice, NO we don't serve fish, and if you ask me that once more I'll nail your f***ing beak to the bar. Now F*** OFF!".
An hour later, and, predictably, the duck waddles back into the bar. He says to the barman "Got any nails?".
Barman replies, "No".
"Got any fish?"
It's a cracker [8D]
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Fart In A Tin
<font color="orange">1994 Punto 55SX, metallic red with black bumpers, 3-door, small, Italian and beautiful! </font id="orange">
To start with:
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman "Got any fish?". Barman says "No, we don't serve fish".
An hour later the duck returns, and asks the barman "Got any fish?".
Barman says "I told you, we don't serve fish!".
Anpother hour passes, and the duck goes back into the pub and asks the barman "Got any fish?".
By now the barman's getting a bit pissed off with the duck, and he says "I told you twice, NO we don't serve fish, and if you ask me that once more I'll nail your f***ing beak to the bar. Now F*** OFF!".
An hour later, and, predictably, the duck waddles back into the bar. He says to the barman "Got any nails?".
Barman replies, "No".
"Got any fish?"
It's a cracker [8D]
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Fart In A Tin
<font color="orange">1994 Punto 55SX, metallic red with black bumpers, 3-door, small, Italian and beautiful! </font id="orange">