Bloody squirrels

if its not bad enought that one of the bloody things sunbaths on top of the car and leaves it paw prints all over it

Just finished polishing the car and took it for a drive and one of his relatives decided to play chicken with me whilst I was doing 60 down an A road.

Now I am a Animal lover but when it comes to the choice between a stone wall a HGV or squirrel nutkins I let you guess which I chose

Off to the jetwash now........ bloody squirrels

still fresh enough for a bbq?


btw a pidgeon decided to kamikaze stright into the front front bumper on the way home this am, doesnt half make a loud thump!!!

i saw a pigeon get taken out by a lorry awhile back, just see a cloud of feathers suddenly at the front of the lorry lol

bulldog5046 said:

i saw a pigeon get taken out by a lorry awhile back, just see a cloud of feathers suddenly at the front of the lorry lol

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hehe

i remeber waiting at a bus stop in town. pigeon swooped down onto road to get some bread....

...bus came along *pop* *poof*


it actually made a pop noise lmao was hilarious!

turboned said:

btw a pidgeon decided to kamikaze stright into the front front bumper on the way home this am, doesnt half make a loud thump!!!

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I know! one of our feathered friends hit my windscreen early morning last summer. I was doing 70 so you can imagine the smack on the windscreen , best thing was i never saw it coming(very nearly lost control of bodily functions! ). Just glad it didnt hit the bodywork, probably would,ve wrote the motor off!

MATT 68 said:

I know! one of our feathered friends hit my windscreen early morning last summer. I was doing 70 so you can imagine the smack on the windscreen , best thing was i never saw it coming(very nearly lost control of bodily functions! ). Just glad it didnt hit the bodywork, probably would,ve wrote the motor off!

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Have you guys ever seen a seagull explode in mid air many moons ago was working in the steelwork here in Cardiff and the gulls used to attack people walking down the main yard during nesting season so one of the guys brought in some stuff don't know what it was and packed it into a sandwich for Mr, Gull to pick up one saw it came down and took it and about 5mins later actually exploded mid air very messy.Didnt know you were a bird fancier Matt ME TO.

thatll be bicarb of soda. wrap it in bread and throw it to the greedy 'kin b@stards. my mate used to do it off ferries. puts people off their lunch when the remains hit the side of the boat.