petroldirect.com said:

Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.

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Guaranteed quality

We can give you a 100% cast iron guarantee that nothing you can buy from us will ever harm your engine in any way,

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petroldirect.com said:

We do not endorse any attempt to circumvent fuel duty. Petrol and other fuels are dangerous and should be handled only with the appropriate equipment and should not be sent through the post.

We do not actually hold any trademarks. This is a parody site, not an actual trading corporation and as such any similarities in names and trademarks are covered by "fair use" provisions of intellectual property laws. Vin Diesel is a very entertaining actor, not a biofuel. There actually is company called Petrel Resources plc which is in no way related to our so-called biofuel. We are also not related to PetroDirect, a US company.

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Alex said:

Looks like a scam to me... (err was that the point.. am I being blonde? )

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Very soon we will be launching our affiliate programme - this will allow owners of other web sites to benefit from promoting Petrol Direct on their sites. We understand that for a lot of webmasters who run automotive sites that earnings can be slim - with Petrol Direct you can market something that everybody who visits your site will want!

This is how it works.. for every order that is placed through the affliliate link on your site, we will pay you a generous 2% commission! But the clever part is this.. we'll pay you in fuel! If someone orders 100 litres of super unleaded, then we'll send you 2 litres of the same fuel at the end of the month! The same applies for leaded petrol and diesel.. it doesn't matter what your visitors order, we'll send you 2% of the fuel as commission every month.

What's better is that there's no minimum commission amount - even if you sell just 1 litre of fuel, we'll send you 20ml at the end of the month in a jiffy bag.

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bloomfieldliam said:

For the Delorean in the shed

http://www.petroldirect.com/specialist-fuels.htm

Liam

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GhostWKD said:

anti matter engine conversion anyone?

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GhostWKD said:

anti matter engine conversion anyone?

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joecinq said:

Watching ITV? or channel 3, not sure what its called up your way.

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steveyensen said:

That's the basis of warp drive, isn't it?

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GhostWKD said:

of course, it all makes sense now wonder if i'd get a ticket for doing warp 10 down the m1?

Liam: you not recognise it? assuming you have same as we do down here Back to the Future III

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Stuart DemonD said:

Warp 10, not sure that is possible unless you have alien intervention?

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