http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html

Christian Bull S***...

See you all there.

Steve

Don't tar us all with the same brush

.....Oh well.

If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about Masturbation, then you have come to the wrong place!

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are they kidding, it had me pmsl

Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement.

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lmfao!

wahoo :devil:

"Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason."

ROFL

Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness

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what was this thread about again? i forgot and havent got the energy to scroll up the page

I like the way that crime and masturbation are linked... Cos you really want to go and steel a car when you've just finished up. LMFAO

the where to Buy Anti-Masturbation Equipment? link no work could have got some for bmw drivers

"Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

erm, how? are people allowed :tosser: breaks in America? I don't remember ever :tosser: at work...

"Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate."

A whole 5%? Are they the double amputees?

"Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement."

Do you think the cops would wear rubber gloves to remove the possessions?

dave said:

could have got some for bmw drivers

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Well I've managed to find the indicators, mirrors, tractor beam 'off' switch and foglight switch and use them correctly. Although In honesty the front and rear fog switches are rather confusing, it takes some working out. But if I can do it, somebody who drives one everyday must be able to work it out.

this site CANT be real!

any one have a look around the rest of it??

espesially this bit :chin: for kids

http://www.truechristian.com/****inwoods.html

ESPESIALLY the end!!! thats not good for kids

Jesus =


God =

Alex said:

somebody who drives one everyday must be able to work it out.

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you are over estemating(sp) them, most dont even know how to take a tye off when its 40 deg' i think they wait till they get home an get thier mum to so it,

serin said:

this site CANT be real!

any one have a look around the rest of it??

espesially this bit :chin: for kids

http://www.truechristian.com/****inwoods.html

ESPESIALLY the end!!! thats not good for kids

Jesus =

God =

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sh|t god looks like pete

fixitagaintomorrow said:

"Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

erm, how? are people allowed :tosser: breaks in America? I don't remember ever :tosser: at work...

"Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate."

A whole 5%? Are they the double amputees?

"Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement."

Do you think the cops would wear rubber gloves to remove the possessions?

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father do you not read BIZARRE
They manage to do it up against thier wheel chair or have a surrogate masturbater

If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about Masturbation, then you have come to the wrong place!


are they kidding, it had me pmsl



:yeahthat: - I agree with Dave, made me chuckle!!
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