what is the strangest thing a friend has said.

a mate of mine (a punto owner called Ian) once asked to use the toilet in my workshop, but asked to use 'the thomas'. i then found out he called the loo that because the guy who invented the loo, is called Thomas Crapper.

Well I call it the powder room, a lot of people probably think I'm sticking powder up my nose as opposed to on it

i sometimes say am off to the looby loo...... no am not 5

tis "the bog"

lobby loo

i call it the ****ter,pisser,bathroom, toilet,little mens room etc

im dropping the kids off at the pond

Jim Jams said:

little mens room

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You'll get a complex

Check my conversation out between me and my friends little brother (who is 6!)

Me : Robin, what is a gay?
Robin: A man that gets sexy with men!!!!

The question is why are you questioning a 6 year old about gays? Cracking response though anyway!

My friend told me to ask him bcoz she knew he wood say tht!! lmao!

Laurenxx

dropping the kids off at the pool, there feeling neglected!

I prefer releasing the chocolate hostages! LOL

Liam

bloomfieldliam said:

I prefer releasing the chocolate hostages! LOL

Liam

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i prefer to stick to using the gents, proper gentleman me

Stangest thing that was said to me confused the hell out of me.

I said "later bro I'm off" to one of the guys at work.

his response was "Like a TT?"

I said "aye?"

He said "You goin'?"

I said "yeah I'm off home"

He said "....yeah like a TT"

I said "what?? what you talking about??"

he said "c'mon bruv you know what a TT is yeah?"

I said "you mean an Audi TT?"

he said "yeah!"

I said "what an Audi got to do with me goin' home I'm goin' in Tipo"

He asked another girl about it but her comments were dismissed because she was blonde but I agreed with her as I didn't know what the heck he was on about.

He said "Audi.. Outie.. TT... Fast"

I said " "

He said "You're goin home right now"

I looked at him... looked at our blonde friend, gave her a hug and told her "if this is what you blonde girls have to put up with all the time I feel sorry for you and I take back every blonde joke I ever said cause being blonde must be hard I really didn't know what this guy was on about"

She said "yeah but that one was really hard"

quick out the way i got a log rush

"Excuse me I am just going to the toilet"

I always say weird things, I have a funny habbit of linking seemingly unrelated things (to others, it's all linked to me!) hence going from one thing to another in the same conversation, it confuses the hell out of most

i'm going to have so much fun in this thread and probably get into alot of sigs

firstly the toilet:

- *in a childish voice* "i need a wee"
- "toilet time"

cant think of anymore anywho, weird things i often say to my mates...

- "get off my knob!" (please someone use that in their sig)
- "quiet joo!"

this is actually harder than i thought.... hmmmmmm.......

errr.... i actually cant think of any more... nevermind i'll post again when they come to me.

Cheers,
Ryan Edge