Some Italian Car Jokes

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Some Italian Car Jokes

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Here are some fiat jokes i found floating around on the net, they are of course incorrect, dont take them seriously. And as we all own italian vehicles we know this isnt the case.

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What is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.


What Fiat means:
FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FIAT -Flats In All Tires
FIAT -Found In A Trench

Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why fiat drivers are not greeting each other in the afternoon?
Because they met each other in the morning at the dealers garage....

Sorry for the terrible thread
 
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