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I'm in the Mazda 3 world Facebook group..
God knows why in general it's a toxic place mainly populated by Americans whose idea of helping is telling people to "get a speed" or "partout?"

The one redeeming feature is being from a country where being on a phone and driving is legal they have no mots and some states its legal to drink and drive they perform a lot of real world crash testing.

So whenever I'm thinking maybe I should get something more modern to keep my boy safe or I'm tempted into the SUV arms race I get about 8 of these a week to my newsfeed.

Now this gentleman left the highway due to aquaplaning, hit a ditch, went through a fence and rolled 3 times. The glass isn't even broken (yes it's clearly quite a soft field).
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I'm in the Mazda 3 world Facebook group..

God knows why in general it's a toxic place mainly populated by Americans whose idea of helping is telling people to "get a speed" or "partout?"



The one redeeming feature is being from a country where being on a phone and driving is legal they have no mots and some states its legal to drink and drive they perform a lot of real world crash testing.



So whenever I'm thinking maybe I should get something more modern to keep my boy safe or I'm tempted into the SUV arms race I get about 8 of these a week to my newsfeed.



Now this gentleman left the highway due to aquaplaning, hit a ditch, went through a fence and rolled 3 times. The glass isn't even broken (yes it's clearly quite a soft field).

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It held up well by the looks of it! The guys still alive and well enough to tell his experience!
 
A Citroën Nemo did something similar through a decent hedge off the A134 a few years ago, about 10 minutes before I went past I imagine, similar damage if not less. Makes me happy to keep our Qubo for a bit longer, most cars are pretty strong these days and the worst accidents, fortunately, are avoidable if you pay attention. My fear is a truck up the back, again, if you look ahead on motorways and make distance when you see brake lights you give the lorry times to clock the same thing.
 
I'm in the Mazda 3 world Facebook group..
God knows why in general it's a toxic place mainly populated by Americans whose idea of helping is telling people to "get a speed" or "partout?"

The one redeeming feature is being from a country where being on a phone and driving is legal they have no mots and some states its legal to drink and drive they perform a lot of real world crash testing.

So whenever I'm thinking maybe I should get something more modern to keep my boy safe or I'm tempted into the SUV arms race I get about 8 of these a week to my newsfeed.

Now this gentleman left the highway due to aquaplaning, hit a ditch, went through a fence and rolled 3 times. The glass isn't even broken (yes it's clearly quite a soft field).
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His “sever” concussion has seriously affected his spelling. Looks like if it did roll three times it was dancing on its nose because the bonnet has been reshaped well but he roof looks largely untouched.

I would imagine the journey inside was something like being in a washing machine on a spin cycle. Airbags didn’t deploy but they don’t if they don’t think it’s safe and in this sort of accident they probably looked at all the data from the sensors and went “nope”

Edit: maybe the sunroof wind deflector added serious structural rigidity? Lol
 
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His “sever” concussion has seriously affected his spelling. Looks like if it did roll three times it was dancing on its nose because the bonnet has been reshaped well but he roof looks largely untouched.

I would imagine the journey inside was something like being in a washing machine on a spin cycle. Airbags didn’t deploy but they don’t if they don’t think it’s safe and in this sort of accident they probably looked at all the data from the sensors and went “nope”

Edit: maybe the sunroof wind deflector added serious structural rigidity? Lol

Hey they're made made of adamantium those wind deflectors!

Car shows no evidence of coming to a sudden stop in direction so that my guess as to the bags haven't gone, there's no intrusion at the sides the front is still pretty much full length.

I'd imagine his injuries were mainly caused by the weight of his head unrestrained during the incident. Airbags wouldn't have helped that anyway given it seems like a lack of bumps/cuts would mean he's not really come into contact with the wheel or any other hard part of the interior.

Some of the comments are gold..."well there was that takata airbag recall" yes there was...it was because Americans don't like to wear seatbelts the cars don't have regular airbags they have super powerful ones and the one fitted could create shrapnel shooting you in the face. If anything if you have a car pre-recall with this airbag you do not want it going off!!
 
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At one point the Americans attempted to legislate against natural selection so for many years it was expected that an airbag should be able to stop an unrestrained average man. As a result the airbags were hugely powerful in US vehicles compared to the European version which is designed to work in tandem with seatbelts.

This meant if said airbag deployed for a child or old person or a smaller individual it was quite likely to kill them. I will say this has changed now and they are more in line with European systems, or at least they have weight sensors so the airbag can vary the way it deploys.

They just have a different mindset, first thing an American will do to go fast, turn off the ESP + traction, It's the mark of a pro as is driving a standard! (manual).

The daft thing about that is the system on the 3 is very loose basically it doesn't activate unless you are sideways or spinning wheels so basically if you aren't driving like a prat it never comes on. If you have issues with it activating all the time...it's not the system being over sensitive...it's trying to stop you killing yourself.

Personally I'd never run without a seatbelt it's just part of the ritual of sitting in the car. But these guys are very into freedom of choice even if that choice is running on bald tyres in heavy rain upside down into a field.

Oddly I'm in the UK group as well..not a single one of them has rolled..yet the US group it's a weekly occurrence.
 
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The additional safety of an SUV is a myth. They are are less stable than ordinary cars and apart from standing a bit higher off the road are structurally no different. Most are based on the same chassis/floor pan anyway.


Those with separate chassis like older Land Rovers are far less safe. 5th Gear crashed a Renault Espace Mk4 into a Range Rover. The Renault came out far better.


If safety really is the issue, the only real option is Tesla - for a price of course. Check out the stats.
 
Chernobyl power plant has a huge EU-funded cover over the destroyed Reactor Four with staff on site. There are no forests close to the power plant. However the old town is overgrown so could well be consumed. Has anyone tested the smoke for rad contamination?

The whole area was contaminated with radioactive dust and debris, so yes they have been monitoring the radiation levels, and yes there have been spikes when the fire hits areas of contamination.

The additional safety of an SUV is a myth. They are are less stable than ordinary cars and apart from standing a bit higher off the road are structurally no different. Most are based on the same chassis/floor pan anyway.


Those with separate chassis like older Land Rovers are far less safe. 5th Gear crashed a Renault Espace Mk4 into a Range Rover. The Renault came out far better.


If safety really is the issue, the only real option is Tesla - for a price of course. Check out the stats.

Slight contradiction to sign post to the Tesla given that the model X is an SUV and reportedly the safest car in the world crash test wise, in fact for stability the americans couldn't get it to roll in their standard roll over test

as for the safety of a old ladder frame chassis land rover, well the one they tested was a series 1 discovery, which designed in the 80s and was based on the same chassis as the 1970 range rover, without any significant improvements, The Discovery was designed at a time that NCap didn't exist.
The espace was designed specifically to do well in the NCAP test and the test they did was specifically designed to favor the renault, so the outcome was guaranteed. Most modern SUVs are incredibly safe and stable and would drive through an old 2002 renault espace.

If you look at all the 5th gear crash tests they are all for entertainment purposes and not for any proper scientific purpose. Take crashing a smart car at 70mph into a concrete barrier at a near 90 degree angle, in what they claimed was representative of "losing control" on a motorway. then they didn't like how well the smart car fared so they crashed a corsa instead to get the shock and awe they wanted.

someone once said we should fit a large spike sticking out of steering wheel instead of an airbag, this will make people drive a lot better.

I believe that was a Mr J Clarkson.

dave A little harsh, I'd say. Personally, a better option would be to get rid of the distracting infotainment and electronic nannies fitted to modern cars, and instead teach people a better attitude towards driving.


Clearly getting rid of modern infotainment systems is not going to happen, however most of them now have very good voice control so you don't actually need to take your hands off the wheel or eyes off the road, so are they as distracting as an old CD or cassette system where people where changing discs or having to manually search for radio stations. DAB radio set ups will switch automatically between signals if one is stronger, where as old systems might retune if they lose the signal but then can sit there searching round in circles not finding a station and then need input from the driver.

The other thing is that "nannies" as you put it are saving lives, infact new cars are so much safer now than older cars without all these gadgets and gizmos its ridiculous. The reason being is that if you can avoid the accident in the first place then it's a much safer car by far, than one the performs well in a crash test.

What makes older cars "unsafe" is the care safety arms race, basically new cars are much safer so old cars are more likely to sustain a bigger level of damage or impact forces compared to a newer car.
 
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5th Gear crashed an old Volvo into a (then) modern Renault Modus. Volvo was totalled.
They did similar things with ladder frame Discovery.

5th Gear crashed a 2005 Renault Espace Mk4 into a 2005 Range Rover. Both were considered state of the art crash protection at the time.

Their Smart Car crash into concrete clearly stated that while the car structure is strong the occupants would not have survived the G forces.

I stated that the perceived safety of SUVs is a myth because most are based on saloon or hatchback chassis pans. That does not automatically mean they are dangerous. I clearly stated that if you want utmost safety then buy a Tesla. The Model Y is basically a taller Model 3. Both are very safe but the Y is no safer than a 3 of the same manufacture date.
 
5th Gear crashed an old Volvo into a (then) modern Renault Modus. Volvo was totalled.
They did similar things with ladder frame Discovery.

5th Gear crashed a 2005 Renault Espace Mk4 into a 2005 Range Rover. Both were considered state of the art crash protection at the time.

Their Smart Car crash into concrete clearly stated that while the car structure is strong the occupants would not have survived the G forces.

I stated that the perceived safety of SUVs is a myth because most are based on saloon or hatchback chassis pans. That does not automatically mean they are dangerous. I clearly stated that if you want utmost safety then buy a Tesla. The Model Y is basically a taller Model 3. Both are very safe but the Y is no safer than a 3 of the same manufacture date.

There's one empirical reason SUVs are stronger, they weigh more.

That sounds like simple thinking..it isn't. Euro Ncap perform the same crash test on all cars but not all cars weigh the same. A crumple zone to stop a 1 tonne car must be softer than a crumple zone to stop a 2 tonne car.

If a 1 tonne car had the same strength of crumple zone as 2 tonne car, it wouldn't bend, the other way would be carnage as well as the amount of energy needing to be absorbed would be far more than it could deal with.

So regardless of all passing the same crash test overall weight leads to small cars being softer, heavy cars being harder. Unless you're crashing into a concrete block then the relative weights of the vehicles involved in a crash is very relevant.

That's not to say the small cars can't be tough but they will take more damage. I've seen plenty of 3s off the group (how we ended up in this convo) that have taken hits off Ford F350 duallies etc and American semis and still held together but then again if you were killed instantly you wouldn't post photos up..
 
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The whole area was contaminated with radioactive dust and debris, so yes they have been monitoring the radiation levels, and yes there have been spikes when the fire hits areas of contamination.



Slight contradiction to sign post to the Tesla given that the model X is an SUV and reportedly the safest car in the world crash test wise, in fact for stability the americans couldn't get it to roll in their standard roll over test

as for the safety of a old ladder frame chassis land rover, well the one they tested was a series 1 discovery, which designed in the 80s and was based on the same chassis as the 1970 range rover, without any significant improvements, The Discovery was designed at a time that NCap didn't exist.
The espace was designed specifically to do well in the NCAP test and the test they did was specifically designed to favor the renault, so the outcome was guaranteed. Most modern SUVs are incredibly safe and stable and would drive through an old 2002 renault espace.

If you look at all the 5th gear crash tests they are all for entertainment purposes and not for any proper scientific purpose. Take crashing a smart car at 70mph into a concrete barrier at a near 90 degree angle, in what they claimed was representative of "losing control" on a motorway. then they didn't like how well the smart car fared so they crashed a corsa instead to get the shock and awe they wanted.



I believe that was a Mr J Clarkson.




Clearly getting rid of modern infotainment systems is not going to happen, however most of them now have very good voice control so you don't actually need to take your hands off the wheel or eyes off the road, so are they as distracting as an old CD or cassette system where people where changing discs or having to manually search for radio stations. DAB radio set ups will switch automatically between signals if one is stronger, where as old systems might retune if they lose the signal but then can sit there searching round in circles not finding a station and then need input from the driver.

The other thing is that "nannies" as you put it are saving lives, infact new cars are so much safer now than older cars without all these gadgets and gizmos its ridiculous. The reason being is that if you can avoid the accident in the first place then it's a much safer car by far, than one the performs well in a crash test.

What makes older cars "unsafe" is the care safety arms race, basically new cars are much safer so old cars are more likely to sustain a bigger level of damage or impact forces compared to a newer car.
With regards to the Fifth Gear crash test being designed to favour the Renault: that entirely depends on which way you look at it. On the 1 hand, yes, you have a 5 star NCAP Espace against a mid 90s Land Rover; but on the other hand, that aforementioned Land Rover does have that strong separate chassis you mention, which could potentially inflict fatal damage on the Espace.

With regards to driver aids, I have no problem whatsoever with a well designed, non intrusive traction and stability system; however, no offence here, but if someone feels they actually need a car to be capable of checking blind spots, keeping them in lane, or braking for them, then quite frankly, I can't help but think they shouldn't be driving tbh. Also, I wouldn't have much faith in the autonomous braking systems: I remember 306maxi saying about an instance where a chocolate bar wrapper blew in front of the car, causing it to slam its brakes on! I also remember Top Gear a couple of years ago, where they were testing the system on a VW Arteon: Rory Reid was stood in front of the car as it approached, and he actually had to jump to safety, as the system didn't detect him. They repeated the test, this time, with him jumping around, and the car still didn't brake!!

With regards to the ongoing old vs new debate, I'd never say that the latest cars aren't potentially stronger than the slightly older ones, I do feel that it needs to be kept in perspective: we're talking about 5 star cars from the mid-00s, not designs from the 1980s, with passenger compartments with the structural rigidity of a crisp packet.

Another factor that gets forgotten about is just sheer luck! A couple of weeks ago, I was watching an old episode of Traffic Cops, and it featured a major accident between a mk1 Focus, and a mk2 Scenic: obviously I don't know the speeds involved, or the angle of impact, but it looked a lot more severe than the NCAP test. The Scenic looked pretty intact, with the crash structure doing its job beautifully. However, the front passenger suffered major chest injuries, potentially due to the deceleration forces, and as a result of the double seatbelt pretensioner system holding them firmly in their seat. The Focus meanwhile was obliterated: the engine was torn out, and ended up several feet away from the rest of the car; the drivers door and windscreen pillar were badly deformed; and the steering wheel and dashboard looked to have been forced back several inches; yet despite this, the driver just got out of the wreckage, and walked away with nothing more than minor cuts to his lower legs!!
 
5th Gear crashed a 2005 Renault Espace Mk4 into a 2005 Range Rover. Both were considered state of the art crash protection at the time.

I can find absolutely no reference to this anywhere.

There was a crash test where they crashed a mk4 Espace into a series 1 discovery. I seen no reference to any Range Rover crash tests on Fifth gear and I don't see why they would when they had already done the disco into the same mk4 espace.

Anyway, like I said they never did these things for the science, they did them for the entertainment of smashing cars. No shock and awe if both cars perform well which is why they always pick mismatched cars and why they always crash them at well above the speed that any NCAP test would be done.

With regards to the Fifth Gear crash test being designed to favour the Renault: that entirely depends on which way you look at it. On the 1 hand, yes, you have a 5 star NCAP Espace against a mid 90s Land Rover; but on the other hand, that aforementioned Land Rover does have that strong separate chassis you mention, which could potentially inflict fatal damage on the Espace.

It could if the cars hit head on but they didn't they had an offset and the shape of the headlight frames and inner wings on the landrover which are all steel, appear to have deflected the espace past the chassis rail, basically it looked so bad because the chassis did not come into play and the body of the car took all the damage, there is no strength in the structure of the landrover.

With regards to driver aids, I have no problem whatsoever with a well designed, non intrusive traction and stability system; however, no offence here, but if someone feels they actually need a car to be capable of checking blind spots, keeping them in lane, or braking for them, then quite frankly, I can't help but think they shouldn't be driving tbh. Also, I wouldn't have much faith in the autonomous braking systems: I remember 306maxi saying about an instance where a chocolate bar wrapper blew in front of the car, causing it to slam its brakes on! I also remember Top Gear a couple of years ago, where they were testing the system on a VW Arteon: Rory Reid was stood in front of the car as it approached, and he actually had to jump to safety, as the system didn't detect him. They repeated the test, this time, with him jumping around, and the car still didn't brake!!

So the car checking a "Blind spot" is clearly adding safety because if by definition there is a blind spot, then there is a spot the driver cannot see into. If alerted there is something in this spot then it is adding safety.
Things that keep cars in lanes stop people drifting, a major cause of accidents is people falling asleep and drifting off the road or into the path of other vehicles. Interesting you should bring up the Arteon, because this has a feature that if you were to fall asleep it slows the car, pulls over to the side of the road and puts the hazard lights on, if after a few attempts it has failed to wake you up.

As for people jumping around in front of the car, well these are supplementary systems like an airbag. They are not always guaranteed to stop you having an accident. Some of them only work at fairly slow speeds, however they might stop you going up the arse of another car in traffic or hitting a car that swaps lanes in front of you, or hitting a cyclist who bumps off a kerb.

Maxi works in R&D so I don't doubt in that process cars might do some odd things while kinks are being worked out. However a car braking for a chocolate bar wrapper is not going to put anyone in danger, unless there is someone not paying attention, driving too close and dangerously behind you.
how many times do humans jam on the brakes for seemingly no good reason?





With regards to the ongoing old vs new debate, I'd never say that the latest cars aren't potentially stronger than the slightly older ones, I do feel that it needs to be kept in perspective: we're talking about 5 star cars from the mid-00s, not designs from the 1980s, with passenger compartments with the structural rigidity of a crisp packet.
exactly.

The old mk1 discovery was designed in the 80s, the Volvo 900 series was derived from the 700 series also with origins in the early 80s. The renaults are usually brand new models built to NCAP standards of crash testing. Back in the 80s there was no NCAP.


The last point regarding the police chase is that did they go into detail about if people where or where not wearing seatbelts? had their seat and steering wheels correctly adjusted etc?

A seatbelt is capable of causing a nasty chest injury (ask my wife after she crashed her MK2b punto and fractured her breast bone) and also the airbag can cause a very nasty injury if sat too close.
 
Part of the requirement for modern safety gear is the requirement for smaller windows, bigger pillars and higher window lines to pass the safety tests.

Like it or not some cars have massive blind spots as a result so the "nannies" are required for safe operation. The days of being able to look over your shoulder and check effectively are gone, hence cameras and blind spot monitors.

The auto braking systems seem to be an absolute pain in the arsenal though the only one I've had an issue with was in a hire Golf. I just so happened to have reversed over a large dandelion when parking up, it was in front of the sensor on trying to pull away it came to a crashing halt after moving forward a foot multiple times.

Had a few Mazdas with them been alright except they tend to throw errors the moment the windscreen isn't absolutely clear (they use dual cameras rather than the sensor used by Vw) and in general seem a bit unstable to the point you wouldn't want to trust it with your life (not that you should it's meant to only activate in specific circumstances).

In general I have no problem with things that are predictable and work as designed but a lot of the ones I've driven seem to be tick box to satisfy ncap not actually designed to work. Lane keep warning in the C3 is infuriating, cycle lane? Beeeep, slightly closer to centre line on bend? beep...spotted a road sign 3 streets away that says 20 when your in a 60 flash dashboard in angry manner..
 
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