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Old 30-05-2005   #1
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Good Text Jokes

Hello All,

Anyone got any good jokes that you can send via text. However rude or insulting I'd be interested in them! Thanks!

PS If too rude or insulting, please PM them to me. THANKS!
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Re: Good Text Jokes

i think my txt msgs are usually funny enough without the need of thinking since I have an inability to use T9 properly since I always expect it to know what I want to be saying lol...

"Night night" is always "might might"
me is always of
Thanks for coming to see me = thanks for coming to see of
My always come up as ow

My car is cool = ow car is cool

up = ur

Are you coming up? = are you coming ur?

isn't = grou

Isn't it a nice day? = grou it a nice day

Etc. etc. So just speak like me and the other person can have a good laugh at your expense
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Charlotte i am shocked, i thought you was a good girl
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Re: Good Text Jokes

Quote Originally Posted by The Negotiator
i think my txt msgs are usually funny enough without the need of thinking since I have an inability to use T9 properly since I always expect it to know what I want to be saying lol...

"Night night" is always "might might"
me is always of
Thanks for coming to see me = thanks for coming to see of
My always come up as ow

My car is cool = ow car is cool

up = ur

Are you coming up? = are you coming ur?

isn't = grou

Isn't it a nice day? = grou it a nice day

Etc. etc. So just speak like me and the other person can have a good laugh at your expense
They sound like Brummie phrases! OW CAR IS COOL haha!
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Re: Good Text Jokes

Quote Originally Posted by dave
Charlotte i am shocked, i thought you was a good girl

I am a good girl hehehe!
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They sound like Brummie phrases! OW CAR IS COOL haha!
Well yeah but people who speak and read properly find it difficult to understand
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Quote Originally Posted by The Negotiator
Are you coming up? = are you coming ur?
you do scare me sometimes paul
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You never asked anybody to visit you Ian?!
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you back to mr serious again paul unlike a certain punto thread of yours anyways sorry charlotte were hijacking here
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Most of the funny ones I've been sent are highly racist ones off my mate fat gaz
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Most of the funny ones I've been sent are highly racist ones off my mate fat gaz
someones asking for paul to unleash saying you find racism funny
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Charlotte, post up your moby number and we'll all send you texts! LOL

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after the lisa joining thread i dont think your kidding either
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