1. Sell the fiat, you want something more reliable (sorry)
2.buy a Toyota Hilux, they are indestructible.
3.drive to Chuck Norris' house where I will be safe.

twinairturbo said:

3.drive to Chuck Norris' house where I will be safe.

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He is the walking dead

atom0007 said:

He is the walking dead

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I would go to brad pit and Angelina Jolie's house me and Angelina will bond while brad defends us, I just have to shoot him when it's all over

Watch out, she's a demon

atom0007 said:

Watch out, she's a demon

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It wouldn't bother me haha

Will I still be able to use my Tesco vouchers after this happens, just checking so I can plan ahead?

Numptey said:

Will I still be able to use my Tesco vouchers after this happens, just checking so I can plan ahead?

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I guess they automatically upgrade to 100% off everything

I'm currently watching walking dead series 2, and all they have on there is a winnebago, a hyundai ix35 and some sort of chopper motorbike. No obvious modifications, so a bit boring really. U would think they'd leap at the opportunity to mod their vehicles to look cool and military spec.

Alsatian1 said:

I'm currently watching walking dead series 2, and all they have on there is a winnebago, a hyundai ix35 and some sort of chopper motorbike. No obvious modifications, so a bit boring really. U would think they'd leap at the opportunity to mod their vehicles to look cool and military spec.

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The Hyundai iX35 is an amazing car, no mods needed

Alsatian1 said:

I'm currently watching walking dead series 2, and all they have on there is a winnebago, a hyundai ix35 and some sort of chopper motorbike. No obvious modifications, so a bit boring really. U would think they'd leap at the opportunity to mod their vehicles to look cool and military spec.

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That will be the sponsors vehicles and they don't car about what happens afterwards. Are they not taking this seriously, the world is about to end and they are still worried about adverts.

Luckily I am starting the restoration of the Rover 420 GSI with the Zombies in mind, screw classic motor in a few years, out go the leather seats in comes weapons and speed

twinairturbo said:

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Oh good as I need a new rice cooker

Id take my van....would love it to be 4x4 but the 8j 235/65r17's up front keep it movin pretty well, has everything required in it

275's on the rear....widest tyres on a Ducato?..

Seems like an appropriate time to reinstate this 4 year old thread.

The Zombies are all carrying armfuls of toilet rolls.

What is it with the toilet rolls? Does the virus cause more frequent visits to the toilet?
I've stocked up on flannels.

On the hole it's all the same....

jimboy said:

On the hole it's all the same....

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Which hole?

Reminds me of the school boy everlasting bog roll.

Take one sheet of bog roll (very important).
Fold in half and fold in half again.
Carefully tear a piece off the double folded corner at 1/4" radius.
Unfold and put your finger through the hole.

Sorted.

s130 said:

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:d That was meant to be a smiley face.