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Old 26-07-2011   #1
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my most stupid.
had a cheap steam cleaner.
had a spot on temple thought hold away from head and add some gentle heat,
very simular to a steam bath.

ended up getting a burn mark on temple
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my most stupid.
had a cheap steam cleaner.
had a spot on temple thought hold away from head and add some gentle heat,
very simular to a steam bath.

ended up getting a burn mark on temple
There's no way I can beat or even come close to that..
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everyone has done smoothing stupid.
skateboarding, went down a ramp, came to the end fell backwards sprained wrist
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Well if youre going to start a personal fail thread...

There are many but my top one is unknowingly urinating on an electric fence its a miracle it still functions
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When preparing to move house some years ago, I was clearing out the cellar and taking the rubbish to the tip. One of the items that needed tipping was a 3m length of skirting board. Since I only had a small car at the time I decided to snap the skirting in half.
I placed it on the steps outside my house and stamped on it, as you do. The board snapped and flew straight past my face, smashing my nose in the process. There was instantly blood everywhere. There was a bloke sat in his car outside the house next door who saw the whole thing, and I have never heard anyone laugh so hard as he did.
It was funny though, to be fair. Although my nose and front teeth hurt like hell for the next three or four months.
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Drinking what I thought was lilt, turned out it was garlic tea
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Trying to get into the tube station using the machines that let people OUT. I dont DO public transport ok? LOL
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Trying to get into the tube station using the machines that let people OUT. I dont DO public transport ok? LOL
Public.. Transport...

ohh... you mean the cattle herders...
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Public.. Transport...

ohh... you mean the cattle herders...

Had to go to a hospital in Hampstead - forget finding somewhere to park up there. I was standing there thinking this oyster card my son gave me is useless, it wont make the barrier open.......
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Had to go to a hospital in Hampstead - forget finding somewhere to park up there. I was standing there thinking this oyster card my son gave me is useless, it wont make the barrier open.......
Haha, feel for us notherners when we come to london

but i know what you mean about parking for a hospital, our new Pinderfield Hospital has near enough zero public car parking
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Haha, feel for us notherners when we come to london

but i know what you mean about parking for a hospital, our new Pinderfield Hospital has near enough zero public car parking
If they had a car park it would have probably cost a tenner for two hours.
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