Apparently, the Queen was so pleased to hear about Charles and Camilla's engagement that she bought the couple a special present: a black Mercedes and a weekend in Paris.
Camilla was complaining to the Queen about her sex life:
"I don't know what to do, every time I suck Charles's c*** and swallow, I get terrible heartburn."
The Queen replied: "Have you tried Andrew's?"
Camilla was complaining to the Queen about her sex life:
"I don't know what to do, every time I suck Charles's c*** and swallow, I get terrible heartburn."
The Queen replied: "Have you tried Andrew's?"