LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday. Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

Come again?!

Got to give him credit for sticking to his word, but i would have preferred to flee the country. :shakehead No more:tosser: for him. lol

I heard this on the radio yesterday. absolutely mad. They mentioned on the radio though that his doctor had said he was not supposed to drink alcohol as it will send him barmy as he was taking tablets for having a few screws loose.

At least the world will be spared his offspring - an evolutionary cul-de-sac...

nutter

Stuart DemonD said:

Come again?!

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well he cant now can he!!!

thats insane!!

this was in the news the other day, its one of them cross your legs moments

hopefully no-one mistook them for pickeled eggs

Just imagine his 'mates' faces when he stuck them on the bar. WTF would you do. lol

I think my initial reaction will be one of hilarity.

First reaction would probably be "Is that a dim-sum in sweet and sour sauce?" followed by deep concern!

i think my first reaction would be to poke them with a stick , then pmsl, cross my legs and feel sick and tell him everything will be alright - when obviously it aint

it also be funny if someone told him that the match was void and wales actually didnt win

F-ing hell!

now he is a cut above the rest LMFAO

Silly b***ard

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be £3,500 for "small, £6,500 for "medium, £14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather have a new kitchen".

i remember reading a story a few year ago when a bloke had his bits mangled and the doctors made him a prosthetic one and it was remote controlled but it was on the same frequency as electric garage doors and it just so happened his neighbour had a electric garage door lol.
he tried to sue the hospital last thing i remember

Urban myth

Ages and ages ago there was a guy on www.darwinawards.com (iirc) that died putting his 'balls' in an electric golf ball washing machine. I bet he thought he was being clever till afterwards. :dead: