On dual carridgeway when a FRICKEN DI*K of a chav :bang: is driving behind me like an ass. Trying to push the me out the way, when no room to even contemplate moving in to let by so, thought fook it - i'll boot it a bit further down the road, pull in and then do the same to him. Anyway, he pulls of the slip road, so follow him. Get out the car with him just getting out of his - when blast the di** head with barrage of what a wan**er he was. Girlfriend comes out (nother chav) told her to shut up before even starts to chops off. Get in car then quietly reverse car out of their driveway and then resume on my quiet journey to work. (WHAT A DAY)