Love the Rod Stewart one.........
Subject: Quotes on Sex
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> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
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> that money can buy". Tom Clancy
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> "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? ... Me neither."
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> Steve Martin
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> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner,
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> better have a good hand." Woody Allen
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> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
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> Rodney Dangerfield
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> "There are a number of mechanical devices which increases sexual
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> particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
500SL."
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> Lynn Lavner
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> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George
Burns
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> "Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole
> relationships."
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> Sharon Stone
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> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack
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> Nicholson
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> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
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> never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
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> "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
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> through his wallet." Robin Williams
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> "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as
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> time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne
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> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy
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> Crystal
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> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
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> having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
severe
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> swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
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> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
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> and just give her a house." Rod Stewart
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> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a *****, but
only
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> blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
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