Well, it wasn't a war Paul, but check me, I got joke groupies oh and heard it before by the way
Dr P: PMSL @ the jack s*** joke, that's class!
Dr P: PMSL @ the jack s*** joke, that's class!
Dr_Pepper said:Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owners of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school drop-out.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and, consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
JonnyBoy said:Mummy Chav and daughter Chav are in the kitchen washing up.
Daughter Chav: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
Mummy Chav: "Because i'm only 12 years old"
The Negotiator said:lol, joe, if you ever hear me tell a joke, it's twice as funny, why? Because you end up laughing at my awful disability of not being able to tell a joke. I am the guy who always forgets the punch line or misses out the dead important bit of information which makes it actually funny lol.
The Negotiator said:Two cats are sitting on a roof (paul bursts into laughter), which falls off first?
The one with the lowest Mew!
JonnyBoy said:Ugh, science/maths jokes :yuck:
A burglar walks in to a house.
Suddenly, a voice says "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar turns around in a fright, but finds its just a parrot in a cage.
The parrot again says "Jesus is watching you."
"What kind of idiot owner trained you to say that?" laughed the burglar.
"The same idiot owner that called his Rotweiler Jesus."
The Negotiator said:It's only a bad joke if you haven't lived for years of working out mews!
Otherwise it's the funniest thing about it!
joecinq said:paul, your losing it
TashyG said:dude i think he lost it a while back!