"Woman tore off man's Testicle in row"

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"Woman tore off man's Testicle in row"

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....that sounded painful. One question tho...why would she hide the testicle in her mouth rather than chuck it over a hedge or something?! :confused:
 
KirstyTL said:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....that sounded painful. One question tho...why would she hide the testicle in her mouth rather than chuck it over a hedge or something?! :confused:

THROW IT OVER A HEDGE!!!!

its the poor mans testicle!!!!! not a piece of chewing gum :eek:

something like that has a lotta impotance, it'd be like losing an arm :rolleyes:

im not looking forward to paintball if your that VILOENT :confused:
 
lol Dawn!! Possibly becasue he saw the guy clutching his bloodstained crotch and howling in agony?! ;)
Bloody hell... still makes me wince just thinking about it! Women can't have any idea... they've nothing to put the agony of a crushed knacker into context :eek:
 
Probably wouldn't take me that many, I'm overly sensitive to caffiene...anyway back to balls.

at least she didn't take both so he can still function as a man.
 
dawn_of_time said:
How many of you blokes can read this without crossing your legs :p

blokes crossing their legs....jesus i f*cking crossed my legs!!!!! dear god that is EVIL!!!!!!!!
 
joecinq said:
Afer 8 red bull's you apparently start to hallucinate :eek:

Really? Cool! Tesco flog their own knockoff red bull type stuff, two 1-litre bottles for £1.50, thats equivalent to 8 cans... once me exams are out the way I might try it before a night out and see if its better than getting p***ed :D :cool: plus should I get lucky and meet that nymphomaniac I'll be sorted ;)
 
ow :eek: thats not nice!

being a little bit more serious, shouldnt she be done for attempted rape or summit to. i reckon if the rolls were reversed, obviously they'd be no bare knuckle ball removal - but if she got some other injury as serious.. the guy'd be up for attempted rape and gbh surely..
 
What makes you say she's common? Does it mention her occupation in the article?
 
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