Tash is trying to usher a duck out of the common room....

Bloody public schools

I once heard a duck in my house upstairs, nobody believed me though and i couldn't find it so maybe I mishead it?

pghstochaj said:

I once heard a duck in my house upstairs, nobody believed me though and i couldn't find it so maybe I mishead it?

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Have you finally lost it?

Tash is feeding it bread...its a hermaphrodite duck, it looks a bit odd and all the other ducks hate it so it hangs around outside our common room...some fool left the doors open.

Duck for tea then aye?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/back_to_basics/duck.shtml

We can't eat henry/ietta

black_cinq said:

Have you finally lost it?

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quite probably but I definitely heard a "quack"! Am I going quackers maybe?

i dont know the housemistresses dog was eyeing it up earlier...

our house mistress has a dog? how have I missed this?

KirstyTL said:

our house mistress has a dog? how have I missed this?

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yup jack russel mongrel cross....evil b@stard i swear it wants to eat henry.

mmmmm crispy duck pancakes :yum:

Wonder if your dinner tonight has a slightly unusual meat taste tonight

Tashy did say she could do a good roast you could feed all the ppl at the paintball with it :yum:

Henry is only dinky....

plus i couldnt cook henry, anyone fancy a roast with a jack russel/mongrel cross as the main dish?

KirstyTL said:

Henry is only dinky....

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it doesnt matter, it will help with my diest cause i will eat less of him

Hence the feeding silly!

TashyG said:

plus i couldnt cook henry, anyone fancy a roast with a jack russel/mongrel cross as the main dish?

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only in china

KirstyTL said:

........hes only dinky

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dont matter, i mostly load up on spuds before hand

als they usually have a fire/bbq going, we could do it there, take "Henry" for a lttle trip in the car :devil:

serin said:

als they usually have a fire/bbq going, we could do it there, take "Henry" for a lttle trip in the car :devil:

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BACK AWAY FROM THE DUCK!!!! no-one is taking Henry ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!