Forget the fancy cars folks, get a puppy.

Walking round the village this afternoon as all the yummy mummys were heading to collect their offspring from school, I got stopped many times for a chat about my puppy.

Cheers

SPD

my mate owns a pet accessories shop in cornwall, he's always getting yummy mummies in showing off their puppies.....

Probably more to do with you than the puppy.

When I ask any women if they want to come see my puppy, they tend to go a little strange.

Venters said:

Probably more to do with you than the puppy.

When I ask any women if they want to come see my puppy, they tend to go a little strange.

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substitute "puppy" for "monkey".....usually does the trick:devil:

Venters said:

Probably more to do with you than the puppy.

When I ask any women if they want to come see my puppy, they tend to go a little strange.

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Trust me its far far better than not asking. I got in a shed load of trouble last time i showed a Yummy Mummy my puppy without asking.

Jai said:

substitute "puppy" for "monkey".....usually does the trick:devil:

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And just don't ask Yummy Mummies to spank your "monkey" unless you're certain they're ok with that

awwww i wanna see your puppy!!!!!

Reminds me of this scene. Watch from 3m40s if you will. I've edited it to do so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I88Va9MEouE#t=3m40s

claymore said:

Watch from 3m40s if you will. I've edited it to do so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I88Va9MEouE#t=3m40s

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How you do that?

Lol at the clip.

SeanW said:

Have a look here lol

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Ta much

Off to the nursery school to see if the yummy mummies are about.

Cheers

SPD

alainax said:

awwww i wanna see your puppy!!!!!

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Behave! I thought you were getting married woman!

alainax said:

awwww i wanna see your puppy!!!!!

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Just like behind the bike sheds at some schools*.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

Cheers

SPD

* Not my school. All boys school and I'm not Josh.

If they ask to see your puppy, say 'only if you show me your rat'....

ThisBitterPill said:

If they ask to see your puppy, say 'only if you show me your rat'....

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I prefer

Save the woods, eat beaver.

Cheers

SPD

ThisBitterPill said:

If they ask to see your puppy, say 'only if you show me your rat'....

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Sounds just like half the lads at college who seem to find it amusing to shout out to girls 'Get your rat out'