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sorry for the long post

A bong is simply a smoking apparatus, which filters the smoke you inhale through water instead of through a filter or roach.


The various procedures a bong utilises to convert marijuana into pure filtered cool smoke are as follows:

The starting point of the process is with the bowl that will contain your cannabis. This must be fire proof so that when you hold a flame to the weed it wont go up in smoke, and also must have tiny holes in the bottom to allow the smoke to be pulled through.

The next stage the smoke goes through is to travel through a hollow pipe that is attached to the bottom of the bowl containing your weed. The pipe will enter into the side of a large vessel containing water. The hole in the side of this container should be airtight, and the bottom of the pipe must be submerged in the water.

The water is the next part of the process. The cool liquid acts as a filter for dust particles and other nastiness that floats along with the smoke, and also it acts as a coolant to further refine the hit. After a few uses you can see the superb filtering properties the water has - the water turns into a foul liquid.

The smoke will rise up through the water - and hang suspended in the top part of the water filled container. At the top of the container will be a hole through which you have just sucked - pulling the flame onto the weed, and pulling the resulting fumes through the pipe, into the water and finally into the top part of the container. The empty space of the container now has filled up with cool filtered smoke, waiting the final part of the process.

At the side of the container - above the water level, there is be a small hole which you should keep covered up with your finger until this point in time. This hole is called a shotgun hole, as it acts in the same way as when you shotgun a can of beer - allowing an easy passage of air into the container - to allow an easy passage of smoke out of the container into your lungs.
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So to summarise the events:
1) Hold a flame to the weed in the bowl.
2) Keeping your finger over the shotgun hole - inhale to draw the smoke through the water into the top part of the bong.
3) When this is filled with smoke, stop burning the weed.
4) Release your finger from the shotgun hole, and inhale strongly a second time - sucking the smoke into your lungs.
5) Hold in as long as you want, then breath out.
6) Lie back and enjoy - but keep your bong upright, that water becomes pretty disgusting.
 
Is it not just a wine decanter for white wine which you put cold water or ice in the middle to keep it cool? we have one at home looks very similar.
 
philbo said:
sorry for the long post

A bong is simply a smoking apparatus, which filters the smoke you inhale through water instead of through a filter or roach.


The various procedures a bong utilises to convert marijuana into pure filtered cool smoke are as follows:

The starting point of the process is with the bowl that will contain your cannabis. This must be fire proof so that when you hold a flame to the weed it wont go up in smoke, and also must have tiny holes in the bottom to allow the smoke to be pulled through.

The next stage the smoke goes through is to travel through a hollow pipe that is attached to the bottom of the bowl containing your weed. The pipe will enter into the side of a large vessel containing water. The hole in the side of this container should be airtight, and the bottom of the pipe must be submerged in the water.

The water is the next part of the process. The cool liquid acts as a filter for dust particles and other nastiness that floats along with the smoke, and also it acts as a coolant to further refine the hit. After a few uses you can see the superb filtering properties the water has - the water turns into a foul liquid.

The smoke will rise up through the water - and hang suspended in the top part of the water filled container. At the top of the container will be a hole through which you have just sucked - pulling the flame onto the weed, and pulling the resulting fumes through the pipe, into the water and finally into the top part of the container. The empty space of the container now has filled up with cool filtered smoke, waiting the final part of the process.

At the side of the container - above the water level, there is be a small hole which you should keep covered up with your finger until this point in time. This hole is called a shotgun hole, as it acts in the same way as when you shotgun a can of beer - allowing an easy passage of air into the container - to allow an easy passage of smoke out of the container into your lungs.
scientist.jpg

So to summarise the events:
1) Hold a flame to the weed in the bowl.
2) Keeping your finger over the shotgun hole - inhale to draw the smoke through the water into the top part of the bong.
3) When this is filled with smoke, stop burning the weed.
4) Release your finger from the shotgun hole, and inhale strongly a second time - sucking the smoke into your lungs.
5) Hold in as long as you want, then breath out.
6) Lie back and enjoy - but keep your bong upright, that water becomes pretty disgusting.
i presume thats for Neo if you read a few of his post you would see it looks like he already knows that ;)
you forgot to add smoking weed can cause long term paranoia and/or sycosis (sp) and you must not puff n drive or smoke weed in pauls kitchen
 
Hmm and it's a bit ugly for a wine decanter as well it does look quite functional rather than decorative.

Where's David Dickinson when you need him!
 
I used to have a bong called Derek the Demobiliser, which had four outlet pipes, which is less handy when there is less than four of you about, but cool otherwise.

A better solution than the bong is the water cooled hot knife machine. Basically still using water to cool the smoke, but hooked up to a car battery or similar power source to pump the smoke through. We used to use 6 volts to get it started then switch to 12 volts. No need to suck, no need for a shotgun effect, you just get inflated with cool filtered smoke.

That's a cool hit.

Sorry to go off topic, don't suppose Dave's thingy is a water cooled hot knife machine.
 
Neofolis said:
My missus next two suggestions. It's a teapot or a watering can. Again we are assuming with the teapot idea that the flavour can escape through facilitated diffusion, but it avoids the tea leaves getting into the tea.

For facilitated diffusion you need allosteric protein channels-which need ATP to function-that thing don't look alive to me....

I'm with dave on the oil/vinegar idea..
 
why did you have to start talking about bongs?? i want a spliff now. Ive been really good and not smoked anything illegal in months.

The place i lived last, my housemate used to make his own bongs out of fishing rod tubes - some of them were quite inventive. One was 5' tall. He had 2 that held huge volumes of smoke, they were called Luke & Darth!!

But the said article is in fact as Paul stated earlier on, an oil and vinegar dispenser - pointless, but im guessing is gadgetry designed for women ;)
 
KirstyTL said:
For facilitated diffusion you need allosteric protein channels-which need ATP to function-that thing don't look alive to me....

I'm with dave on the oil/vinegar idea..

OK, bare in mind this was my missus suggestion and her comeback to your comment was. Yes you do need ATP, but how do you know it's not alive, it could be an alien lifeform.
 
Neofolis said:
OK, bare in mind this was my missus suggestion and her comeback to your comment was. Yes you do need ATP, but how do you know it's not alive, it could be an alien lifeform.

Dave-poke the thing...if it squeals it is an alien lifeform.
 
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