Hiding place for a super length dildo!
Jaffa cake tube
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Jaffa cake tube
I thought they were all that long?Steve C said:
Don't knock comas, they're fun.
Most women have built in hiding places for super length dildos.
The trick is to find them in the dark without inserting it in the wrong hole. That's if you believe that there is a wrong hole, which I don't.
No wrong holes, just inadvisable orders in which to make use of them.
Fair point...
Are you MAD?!
MMmmmmmmmmmmmm I haven't seen this yet but it sounds yummy . Paulie just buy one for yourself, pretend you are buying one for someone else as a pressie - make sure to tell the shelf stacker, checkout girl and greeter you are doing this in an extra-loud voice just so they know .
. Paulie just buy one for yourself, pretend you are buying one for someone else as a pressie - make sure to tell the shelf stacker, checkout girl and greeter you are doing this in an extra-loud voice just so they know .
lol, will do
"Oh excuse me, could you just get one of those off the shelf please, my hands are a little tired"
"erm, ok"
"You do understand, they AREN'T for me"
"It doesn't matter to me!"
"NO THEY AREN'T FOR ME BUT A FRIEND"
"whatever!"
See they would know, they know they won't even get home untouched!
"Oh excuse me, could you just get one of those off the shelf please, my hands are a little tired"
"erm, ok"
"You do understand, they AREN'T for me"
"It doesn't matter to me!"
"NO THEY AREN'T FOR ME BUT A FRIEND"
"whatever!"
See they would know, they know they won't even get home untouched!
Shoplift. Stick one up your sleeve.
I haven't got a 1m rular but I doubt my arm is that long. Hmm, I could put it down my trousers Might get a few looks!
Lol kirsty - I don't actually use my helmet when going shopping, too much bother and the roads are much better in that direction.
Might get a few looks!Lol kirsty - I don't actually use my helmet when going shopping, too much bother and the roads are much better in that direction.
Steal several small packets and stick them together.
But this is theft!
Not unless you get caught!
If that happened I would cry and offer them my soul in return for forgivness, i would work as an Asda Greeter for life just to apologise.
There's nothing embarressing about buying small packs of Jaffas anyway!
There's nothing embarressing about buying small packs of Jaffas anyway!
