Some of you may remember recently my car was "attacked" by a bird which decided to poo all over it after it had been washed and waxed......Well! I'm having a bird problem since last night I was out enjoying the Christmas lights in Birmingham when SPLODGE! Bird poo'ed on my head!!! No joke! Thankfully tho I had a warm winter type hat on......

Talk about bad luck! But apparently it's good luck? What kind of good look is a bird pooing on your head!?

I never understood the "good luck" thing about that either.

At least you were saved from the ultimate embarressment!

If a bird was to cr*p over me, I would tell her where to go.....

This happened to me t'other wk outside Fatsos waiting for a Jacket Potato - didn't hit my head thankfully but did hit my jacket and bag was not amused one bit

Stuart DemonD said:

If a bird was to cr*p over me, I would tell her where to go.....

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lol

Stuart DemonD said:

If a bird was to cr*p over me, I would tell her where to go.....

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lol......craphead

lol - birdbrain!!

Aw, all those poor birdies, who is gonna give them TLC

Stuart DemonD said:

lol - birdbrain!!

Aw, all those poor birdies, who is gonna give them TLC

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lol gunna say you cant call me that anymore :devil:

sammi, you'll always be a bird woman!

Interesting, Sammi will answer phones and talk about her products for real now

Sorry Charlotte for writing such a comment on your bird poo thread.

Sorry you don't get good luck, cos it landed on your hat not your head.

The closest I've ever come was at school when a bird shat on the shoulder of my blazer. Bad enough, being at school and everyone taking the ****, but when I got home my Mum had a go at me, like it was my fault.

A bird once craped on my head whilst I was driving my X/19.Not a spot on the car.Just on my head! It must have had kin good aim! The g/f at the time thought it was hysterical.

i was in goal once for the school and sitting on top of the cross bar was a bird, it had been eyeing me up all game, then just after half time it opened up and fired away , all over my new goalie top