Caught my GF with my Dad!!!

[bludvl_x19]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.



Here's a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

 

[karbineftw]

lmao! Your Dad is one royal meanie

 

[Lolita]

 

[ChrisUK]

 

[smokeyjoe03]

Hey back off, at the end of the day he is your dad, you should share these things. Everyone in our family has a go on my GF, even mom........as long as she's cleaned up afterwards who cares?

 

[the mk1 kid]

Your gf looks like a man!

Tom

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

Is this a wind up

 

[Dan89]

 

[karbineftw]

Is this a wind up

Wow!

 

[rallycinq]

Is this a wind up

really?

Cheers

SPD

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

Wow!

You just realised its feasable also

really?

Cheers

SPD

Dunno, what you think?

 

[tim1989]

Love it:slayer:

 

[smokeyjoe03]

I swear to god they should teach common sense in schools.....................

 

[StevenRB45]

I swear to god they should teach common sense in schools.....................

They do in antipodean schools....right after how to survive a croc attack using only a boot knife and a can of XXXX.

TBF is this was real and I was op i'd be breaking stuff...

 

[Dan89]

Tell you the worst thing is when they just stick their meat in there and don't even clean it out when they're finished :yuck:

 

[bludvl_x19]

They do in antipodean schools....right after how to survive a croc attack using only a boot knife and a can of XXXX.

TBF is this was real and I was op i'd be breaking stuff...

Ah, close, but down south, we use VB. Although I am surprised that you didn't mention Foster's there.

MEP, how couild this not be a wind up??

 

[StevenRB45]

Ah, close, but down south, we use VB. Although I am surprised that you didn't mention Foster's there.

Last I heard Australians (although at this moment can't recall whwther or not your from there or New Zealand but think thats Alex GS) don't drink fosters....had to make it as factually accurate and none-stereotypical as possible Although originally the curriculum was going to be winning a boxing match with a kangaroo...or possibly barbecue ettiquette.

 

[bludvl_x19]

And you were doing so well until then.

For the record, BBQ ettiqutte: Show up with a plate of something; beer you wont drink to put in the bathtub (pinch someone elses ) and don't take the tongs off the host
Oh, and a slap on the ar$e to the host's missus along with a 'lovely meal love'

 

[StevenRB45]

For the record, BBQ ettiqutte: Show up with a plate of something; beer you wont drink to put in the bathtub (pinch someone elses ) and don't take the tongs off the host
Oh, and a slap on the ar$e to the host's missus along with a 'lovely meal love'

Learn something new everyday..

 

[ChrisUK]

What I don't like is when someone leaves their meat residue on your GF for it to go all dry and crusty :yuck: