Just been to get the car out of the Garage.As we are about to go out for a family meal.Only to find some utter,utter, numb nut has parked a white chavy mundano estate, right outide my garage doors! :bang: :bang: So thank you very much ,driver of vehicle L668XAG for ruining our evening! What is it with people! :bang:

Aww

start smashing it up, the owner will soon come out

gaz_wrexham said:

start smashing it up, the owner will soon come out

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Don't tempt me. :devil:

Key it.... or at least syphon the petrol, get something out it

three words-four flat tyres

custard boy said:

three words-four flat tyres

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i was going to say that, but then he'll be blocking the garage even longer!

How about a couple of bananas up the exhaust pipe?

Seemed to work for Eddie Murphy

Do you have a bulldozer handy?

If the owner hasn't left it in gear, jack the car up on rolling hydraulic jacks and drag it out the way...

If it has a tow bar... find a friend with a 4x4 and 'toe' it out the way...


Sell it on ebay... buyer collects!

ben said:

i was going to say that, but then he'll be blocking the garage even longer!

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worth it just for their inconvenience

i really do feel for you, we have people block our drive all the time

cut handbrake cables an push it out the way.

If it wasn't bonfire night. I would get the police to come & shift if! I don't hold any hope of that tonight.They will all be on bonfire watch or whatever they do. No point now anyway,just phoned the restaurant to say that we won't be there.

How about some dog poo under the door handles.........

write "don't park here again you ****ing ******" across the doors, he will get the message

Take the reg plates off, they'll have to drive home without them... 3 points from your friendly police officer

Alex said:

Sell it on ebay... buyer collects!

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That sounds like a plan.

Stick a firework in the engine and watch it blow LOL!

Thanks for cheering me up peeps,I was foaming a few minutes ago.

Balls to that. Key it.