Man bites snake...

[Lolita]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7999909.stm

wtf? :nutter:

The police officer said they took the snake to a sanctuary in Malindi town but it escaped overnight, probably from a gap under the door in the room where it was kept.

sounds secure

"We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim."

How dya handcuff a snake? :chin:


And whats with all the snake stories today?

 

[Adrian Bravo]

did you see that mental fat woman jumping in a polar bear enclosure :nutter:

 

[Lolita]

did you see that mental fat woman jumping in a polar bear enclosure :nutter:

 

[Adrian Bravo]

x2

Here she is; and link
"look food"

"nomnomnom"

 

[Lolita]

that's hilarious

 

[Lolita]

[ame="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2689879/polar_bear_attacks_woman_at_berlin_zoo/"]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2689879/polar_bear_attacks_woman_at_berlin_zoo/[/ame]

 

[Chas Uno]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7999909.stm

wtf? :nutter:

:spin:

 

[jenks69]

The man had a lucky escpape from the snake - but WTF are you doing letting a 13 foot snake attack you!

As for the women WTF you stupid silly biatch!

 

[Hellcat]

I don't think he meant for the snake to attack him. He stood on it by accident.

 

[Lolita]

if i was the woman attacked by the polar bear i'd use one of the pictures as my facebook profile pic:slayer:

 

[craigb244]

I don't think he meant for the snake to attack him. He stood on it by accident.

did he? it makes it sound like the snake was in a tree and when something walks past it hung down wrapped around and dragged them up... noose style

 

[Adrian Bravo]

if i was the woman attacked by the polar bear i'd use one of the pictures as my facebook profile pic:slayer:

Hahaha XD
She must have wanted a hug.

 

[Lolita]

there was that woman at an australian zoo who said they look so cute and furry adn there was no signs sayign they were dangerous... jsut 3 massive fences etc maulled FTW

 

[the mk1 kid]

Daft question this by the looks of it: i take it she died??


Tom

 

[Lolita]

nope:Shrug:

 

[the mk1 kid]

Lucky lady!!

 

[Adrian Bravo]

Daft question this by the looks of it: i take it she died??


Tom

Nope!
For some reason people unfortunately keep interfering with natural selection

 

[the mk1 kid]

Nope!
For some reason people unfortunately keep interfering with natural selection

lol - maybe the snake will get her, though i'm not sure whether it could lift that mass into a tree!!

Tom

 

[Adrian Bravo]

lol

 

[Chas Uno]

Daft question this by the looks of it: i take it she died??

No.

"The keepers' bravery was praised after they dragged the 32-year-old German mother out of a moat for the animals. They had to shove the animal out of the way after one of four polar bears dived into the water and attacked her, inflicting serious bites to her legs and arms."

She's not the only one looking for a Darwin award at that Zoo though:

"Celebrity polar bear Knut was reportedly in the enclosure when Mandy K entered it, although he wasn't the bear that attacked her.

Another zoo visitor attempted to visit Knut in December; the man was unhurt in the incident and explained that he thought the bear looked "lonely" and wanted to keep him company. The zoo pressed trespassing charges."

:nutter: :nutter: :nutter:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unl...jumping-into-enclosure-at-the-berlin-zoo.html

did he? it makes it sound like the snake was in a tree and when something walks past it hung down wrapped around and dragged them up... noose style

If you read the linked news article all is revealed...

"Mr Nyaumbe told the Daily Nation newspaper how he resorted to desperate measures after the python, which had apparently been hunting livestock, encircled his upper body in its coils.

"I stepped on a spongy thing on the ground and suddenly my leg was entangled with the body of a huge python," he said. "