Don't knock the poncho. The year is 1974, the place Torkington Park Hazel Grove near Stockport, the time 2 am on a Sunday morning. Hey said Dickie, let's roll a joint. Right said Steve. Hang on said Johnny, let's make a really big one. Everybody empty their pockets and see what we've got. Between the 8 of us we reckoned we had the makings of a super joint. What are we going to roll it on? asks a beardless Beard. Use my poncho said the adorable Jan-josette. After half an hour of trying to roll a monster roach in the dark, success was ours. The monster doobie was raised up to be lit but was found to be a little structurally unsound. Someone, forget who now but it could have been Bob Marley, suggested keeping the J low and in one position with everybody rotating round it. Success, and with the wise words of Dylan exhorting us to "Don't bogart that joint my friend," we all had a number of good tokes. After a while someone possibly Jimi Hendrix commented that it tasted a bit weird. I sparked up my lighter to reveal the cause. Part of the fringe from Jan's poncho had been rolled into the joint and we were all now smoking her clothing. At that point John, George, Paul and Ringo turned up and invited us onto their Yellow Submarine which was parked on the Manchester Ship Canal. We accepted of course, but how to get there. Of course, on the Who's Magic Bus. Ginger, Eric and Bruce suggested we drove the Beatles' car to the bus stop but it turned out to be a NSU which no-one liked so we went home, knowing that wool did not enhance the flavour of hashish. Far Out Man.