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JOKES
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JOKES
CentoEvo
Established member
Ok Ok....
A man goes to a fancy dress party naked apart from a Jam-Jar on his knob.
The bouncer says 'No way are you coming in like that mate' he says
'Why, i've come in fancy dress' the bouncer says
'Oh yeah what are you supposed to be then' he says
'A fireman' bouncer says
'Yeah right mate' naked bloke says
'Yes, i am, look, if you smash the glass and pull on the knob i'll cum as quick as i can'
Another man goes to the same fancy dress party with his wife on his back but both are naked. Bouncer says
'You're not coming in like that' naked bloke says
'Why not' Bouncer says
'This is a fancy dress party' naked bloke says
'But i've come in fancy dress' Bouncer says
'What have you and your wife come as then' naked bloke says
'I've come as a turtle, and my wife is Michelle-----My Shell, u get it?????
Dirtyish Joke:
Two pissed up old women (Agatha and Sally) are walking back from the local when suddenly one of them declares she needs a pee. As all other women do, the other women needs a pee too!
They both decide to go into the nearby Graveyard where they will not be seen, they both squat down and do the dirty when Sally says
'Oh Agatha i feel a number 2 coming on!' They both laugh about it but Sally carries on anyway, Agatha finishes and wipes herself using her knickers and throws them in the bush, Sally finishes having a number 2 and luckily spots a nearby reef to wipe herself. Both finish the dirty and carry on walking home.
The next day the two husbands meet at the pub in the evening and Bob (Agathas bloke) says
'Hey my wife come home at 3am this morning pissed outta her face and wearing no knickers, i'll have to keep my eye on her'
Harry (Sallys husband) says
'Thats nothing my wife come home absolutley rat-faced with a note on her ass saying, "We all have fond memories of you, you will always be remembered never forgotten, All at Kinsbury Rd Fire Station"
"The Not so Fast but Furious"
A man goes to a fancy dress party naked apart from a Jam-Jar on his knob.
The bouncer says 'No way are you coming in like that mate' he says
'Why, i've come in fancy dress' the bouncer says
'Oh yeah what are you supposed to be then' he says
'A fireman' bouncer says
'Yeah right mate' naked bloke says
'Yes, i am, look, if you smash the glass and pull on the knob i'll cum as quick as i can'
Another man goes to the same fancy dress party with his wife on his back but both are naked. Bouncer says
'You're not coming in like that' naked bloke says
'Why not' Bouncer says
'This is a fancy dress party' naked bloke says
'But i've come in fancy dress' Bouncer says
'What have you and your wife come as then' naked bloke says
'I've come as a turtle, and my wife is Michelle-----My Shell, u get it?????
Dirtyish Joke:
Two pissed up old women (Agatha and Sally) are walking back from the local when suddenly one of them declares she needs a pee. As all other women do, the other women needs a pee too!
They both decide to go into the nearby Graveyard where they will not be seen, they both squat down and do the dirty when Sally says
'Oh Agatha i feel a number 2 coming on!' They both laugh about it but Sally carries on anyway, Agatha finishes and wipes herself using her knickers and throws them in the bush, Sally finishes having a number 2 and luckily spots a nearby reef to wipe herself. Both finish the dirty and carry on walking home.
The next day the two husbands meet at the pub in the evening and Bob (Agathas bloke) says
'Hey my wife come home at 3am this morning pissed outta her face and wearing no knickers, i'll have to keep my eye on her'
Harry (Sallys husband) says
'Thats nothing my wife come home absolutley rat-faced with a note on her ass saying, "We all have fond memories of you, you will always be remembered never forgotten, All at Kinsbury Rd Fire Station"
"The Not so Fast but Furious"
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Steve the geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
Steve the geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
Hey - The Arab and the Genie - a new take on an old joke!
Steve the geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
Steve the geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
It's the lead balloon effect again
the almost geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
John H
Established member
I thought it more.... a tumbleweed event.
Cue FX:
wind howling, and a distant Church Bell.
Cue FX:
wind howling, and a distant Church Bell.
mickymunch
New member
i thought the arab joke was ok!
Mick
Cinquecento Sporting
Mick
Cinquecento Sporting
John H
Established member
No, I wasn't meaning the joke, it was just the lack of posts or comments afterwards... which is what I think Steve meant too
mickymunch
New member
damn missed that one
Mick
Cinquecento Sporting
Mick
Cinquecento Sporting
Actually, thinking about it, people may have been put off because it's an EXE file
Oh and thanks John. You da man!
STEVE - the almost geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
Oh and thanks John. You da man!
STEVE - the almost geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
The BEER PRAYER...
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy fizz.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For Thine is the Beer, the Bitter, THE Lager.
Forever and ever,
Barman.
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STEVE - the almost geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy fizz.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For Thine is the Beer, the Bitter, THE Lager.
Forever and ever,
Barman.
[}
]STEVE - the almost geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
elchinko
Member
One dimly lit evening a man is strolling across a beach, when he spies in the distance something lying close to the waters edge. On nearing the object he soon realised it was a woman, with no arms and no legs, sobbing uncontrolably. The man comforts the woman and asks her what is the matter; 'I've never had a boyfriend, and never been loved' she replies. The man asks 'So you've never been f**ked then?' 'No' she replies.
'Well you are now the tide's coming in!!'
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'Well you are now the tide's coming in!!'
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Rosso Sporting Red
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Sick ... LOL
STEVE - the almost geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM
STEVE - the almost geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM
CentoEvo
Established member
LOL a good one and perfectly armless....boom boom
It were proper Bo i tell thee!!
elchinko
Member
[8D] Arf Arf! it was either thatun or a racist one, i think i chose well! [:0]
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