get one of them manky
confey bog seats
confey bog seats
Currently reading:
A Points Guide for Understanding Women
:bang:Speaking from personal experience this evening
re-decorate bathroom +10
paint not dry within 30 seconds of last brush stroke -100
shower head and accessories not screwed back on the wall quick enough -100
politely requesting that SWMBO showers as quickly as possible as the paint has only had 20 minutes to dry -100 and end of world sigh
putting flouncy netty spounge loofer things back to hanging on bath taps -100 and lecture on how they might get paint on them (
taking towels in for SWMBO as she appears to have forgotten +1 but witty retort of "looks like someone forgot some towels" -500000 apparently they weren't forgotten there just wasn't enough room for them! WTF WTF WTF!!
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Think I'll spend more time doing stuff for me and sod SWMBO
Common sense would dictate waiting until the morning to have a shower so the paint can dry overnight?
Maybe she has a super-posh loo?
our bog seat is plastic
Common sense would dictate waiting until the morning to have a shower so the paint can dry overnight?
I 100% agree but who am I to argue with SWMBO
I think I'll never understand female rationale and logic!
the day we understand it, it vanishes from existance and will be replaced by something even more strange!
Surely sanitary ware is still made of porcelain?....Enamelled is basically paint over steel / cast iron (baths usually)
yeah it is, he thinks i mean the seat when i mean the loo itself
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Speaking of lists a friend of mine told me about the time he tried to "earn points" by doing the food shop for his partner:
- Grabs a food list found scrunched up on the table (+5)
- Grabs shopping bags to re-use (+20)
- Does the food shop... doesn't think twice about things on the "list" which include numerous bottles of fizzy pop, alcy, prawns, mini sausage rolls, large bags of crisps etc (-30)
- Pays for everything which cost around £100 (+10)
- Gets home and starts to unpack everything immediately (+20 and bonus opint for putting freezer stuff away quickly +5)
- Wife comes home and asks him why the F*CK he has just bought all that party food as the party was last weekend and now they have no actual groceries - GAME OVER
I am a good boy Lolly and NOT a short arse..I am all of 5ft 7" and have a 29" INSIDE LEG..:nerner: back at ya
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5'7 and 35" inside leg:nerner:
pwned
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6'3'' and if you want to measure my inside leg
:yum::yum::yum:
6'3'' and if you want to measure my inside leg
You dont need steps then to change light bulbs like my son in law..
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:yum::yum::yum:
6'3'' and if you want to measure my inside leg
will be there this evening... dinner?:devil:
looking forward to it.... about 7 alright :devil::wave:
