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Old 18-11-2008   #31
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Stop whinging :- Emily Pankhurst got you equal rights not "special needs status"!


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Male toilet at work...Seat down means one thing....Someone's had a poo!
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Male toilet at work...Seat down means one thing....Someone's had a poo!
not me i float easier target with it up
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Re: A Points Guide for Understanding Women

Theres three women with acess so i think its polite to leave it down. the rest of the blokes seem to think that though. i'll never admit to it.
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Re: A Points Guide for Understanding Women

i dont see why its polite
just mean next bloke may miss a little when floating
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Nice one Lolita. If someone else wrote that and you found it somewhere you're very clever. If you wrote it yourself you're a genius and should be starring in Wilmslow's got talent. Mind you, thinking about it, men are suckers for lists. Women only make them before going to Sainsbury's.
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Re: A Points Guide for Understanding Women

polite because you moved it so you should put it back. and we have to sit on it, ever sat on porcelain in the middle of the night in december?

but in regards to the majority of female points on that list...... omg im a man
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Speaking from personal experience this evening

re-decorate bathroom +10

paint not dry within 30 seconds of last brush stroke -100

shower head and accessories not screwed back on the wall quick enough -100

politely requesting that SWMBO showers as quickly as possible as the paint has only had 20 minutes to dry -100 and end of world sigh along with lecture on "it takes as long as it takes"

putting flouncy netty spounge loofer things back to hanging on bath taps -100 and lecture on how they might get paint on them ( I won't win this one as I am a man and don't understand spongy loofers)

taking towels in for SWMBO as she appears to have forgotten +1 but witty retort of "looks like someone forgot some towels" -500000 apparently they weren't forgotten there just wasn't enough room for them! WTF WTF WTF!!

:b ang:

Think I'll spend more time doing stuff for me and sod SWMBO
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porcelain?
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porcelain?
enamel? i forget what loos are made out of now
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Re: A Points Guide for Understanding Women

get one of them manky
confey bog seats
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Speaking from personal experience this evening

re-decorate bathroom +10

paint not dry within 30 seconds of last brush stroke -100

shower head and accessories not screwed back on the wall quick enough -100

politely requesting that SWMBO showers as quickly as possible as the paint has only had 20 minutes to dry -100 and end of world sigh along with lecture on "it takes as long as it takes"

putting flouncy netty spounge loofer things back to hanging on bath taps -100 and lecture on how they might get paint on them ( I won't win this one as I am a man and don't understand spongy loofers)

taking towels in for SWMBO as she appears to have forgotten +1 but witty retort of "looks like someone forgot some towels" -500000 apparently they weren't forgotten there just wasn't enough room for them! WTF WTF WTF!!

:b ang:

Think I'll spend more time doing stuff for me and sod SWMBO
Common sense would dictate waiting until the morning to have a shower so the paint can dry overnight?

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porcelain?
Maybe she has a super-posh loo?
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our bog seat is plastic
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[QUOTE=Helz;1820730]Common sense would dictate waiting until the morning to have a shower so the paint can dry overnight?
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I 100% agree but who am I to argue with SWMBO afterall I was already 10 millions points down! LOL

I think I'll never understand female rationale and logic!

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the day we understand it, it vanishes from existance and will be replaced by something even more strange!
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