get one of them manky
confey bog seats
confey bog seats
:bang: Speaking from personal experience this evening
re-decorate bathroom +10
paint not dry within 30 seconds of last brush stroke -100
shower head and accessories not screwed back on the wall quick enough -100
politely requesting that SWMBO showers as quickly as possible as the paint has only had 20 minutes to dry -100 and end of world sigh along with lecture on "it takes as long as it takes"
putting flouncy netty spounge loofer things back to hanging on bath taps -100 and lecture on how they might get paint on them ( I won't win this one as I am a man and don't understand spongy loofers)
taking towels in for SWMBO as she appears to have forgotten +1 but witty retort of "looks like someone forgot some towels" -500000 apparently they weren't forgotten there just wasn't enough room for them! WTF WTF WTF!!
:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:
Think I'll spend more time doing stuff for me and sod SWMBO
porcelain?
Common sense would dictate waiting until the morning to have a shower so the paint can dry overnight?
I 100% agree but who am I to argue with SWMBO afterall I was already 10 millions points down! LOL
I think I'll never understand female rationale and logic!
Surely sanitary ware is still made of porcelain?....Enamelled is basically paint over steel / cast iron (baths usually)
Nice one Lolita. If someone else wrote that and you found it somewhere you're very clever. If you wrote it yourself you're a genius and should be starring in Wilmslow's got talent. Mind you, thinking about it, men are suckers for lists. Women only make them before going to Sainsbury's.
I am a good boy Lolly and NOT a short arse..I am all of 5ft 7" and have a 29" INSIDE LEG..:nerner: back at ya
5'7 and 35" inside leg:nerner:
pwned
:yum::yum::yum:
6'3'' and if you want to measure my inside leg
:yum::yum::yum:
6'3'' and if you want to measure my inside leg
will be there this evening... dinner?:devil: