After being inspired by this website I figured people on here might have some funny stories/reasons?

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Me and a friend offer the following:

“Because it turns out your “dumb act” isn’t actually an act”


“Because falling asleep next to your every increasing pile of porn mags is started to bother me”


“Because your excessive steroid use has left you completely impotent"
“Because you smashed my parents’ window with a golf club"

a man will only ever have 2 possible reasons:

1. i've had a better offer elsewhere

2. my life was better before i met you and i want my life back

yet for some reason they make up all sorts of creative excuses instead of telling the truth.

jug said:

a man will only ever have 2 possible reasons:

1. i've had a better offer elsewhere

2. my life was better before i met you and i want my life back

yet for some reason they make up all sorts of creative excuses instead of telling the truth.

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that's so true... where as women will have the most silly reasonings:chin:

the most annoying one is:

i just wana be friends

why not just say wat the f*ck we did wrong so next time we know

another reason a guy will break it up would be because the s*x is sh*t but will say something else. jug your right too

R12MUS said:

another reason a guy will break it up would be because the s*x is sh*t but will say something else. jug your right too

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crap sex usually leads to getting some elsewhere, and that leads to the girl dumping you. its a good system, you get good sex and you dont have to be the bad guy for dumping her. plus your mates will think you're so cool.

i've dumped a guy cos of the sex was bad

lol ye gd point jug and bad lolita lol well i wouldnt be able to av someone who is sh*t at sex

im happy im not in that position

coming up to 2 years on the 5th november for me and my woman now

R12MUS said:

coming up to 2 years on the 5th november for me and my woman now

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congrats

thanks

my mate dumped a girl before with the reason 'you hurt my neck' - she was pretty short lol

Lupi said:

my mate dumped a girl before with the reason 'you hurt my neck' - she was pretty short lol

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i bet that made her feel small. ba-dum-tish

jug said:

i bet that made her feel small. ba-dum-tish

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get out

i got dumped because of college work

the moral of the story is.. summer romances dont work after going back to college/uni for some people

My first GF dumped me because I had a purple bicycle :

summer romance never works and omg cause u had a purple bike... i doubt it was that m8 lol

sorry to hear that tho

fiatdrivingfan said:

My first GF dumped me because I had a purple bicycle :

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"this isnt gonna work because you're a cat"

R12MUS said:

summer romance never works and omg cause u had a purple bike... i doubt it was that m8 lol

sorry to hear that tho

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It was a purple 10 speed racing bike, got nicked a couple of years later. When I was a kid it was the muts nuts.

"your mum/sister is better than you in the sack"....

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