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i cant believe some schools have banned british bulldog, i mean WTF?!

when i was kid getting hurt was a part of play, yet by some miracle life went on.
 
as usual i didnt read the article but i saw this bit (i like bullet points) (an brackets)

  • Name is far too patriotic and aggressive, change to International Poodles
  • Safe 'home' areas called on each side to be renamed. Home is not always safe for children
  • No winners or losers - must be non-competitive
  • Children to wear full protective body gear, including knee pads, helmet and gum shields
  • Catching friends is too violent - instead players to shout "poodle" when they get within one foot (or the metric equivalent)
if the above is a set of real rules then whoever came up with them deserves a visit from jug and his vibra grip.
 
Let's see...if Lolita was the catcher, I guess many men would run towards her wanting to be caught?

...and if you were the catcher, you'd be making a bee-line for Lolita to catch her?

How long do you need to keep hold of someone for it to count that they've been caught?? Could be a long time with a wriggling girl in your arms?! ;):D
 
james_f said:
Let's see...if Lolita was the catcher, I guess many men would run towards her wanting to be caught?

...and if you were the catcher, you'd be making a bee-line for Lolita to catch her?

How long do you need to keep hold of someone for it to count that they've been caught?? Could be a long time with a wriggling girl in your arms?! ;):D
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:nono:
  • Catching friends is too violent - instead players to shout "poodle" when they get within one foot (or the metric equivalent)
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read the rules:p
 
james_f said:
Let's see...if Lolita was the catcher, I guess many men would run towards her wanting to be caught?

...and if you were the catcher, you'd be making a bee-line for Lolita to catch her?

How long do you need to keep hold of someone for it to count that they've been caught?? Could be a long time with a wriggling girl in your arms?! ;):D
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I don't run unless in the right bra :ROFLMAO:
 
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Do you need a bra to run? wouldn't a nice tight t-shirt be enough, especially if it were raining at the time... ;)

Running in slow-motion would be useful for spectators too, then again....maybe not! :D
 
james_f said:
Do you need a bra to run? wouldn't a nice tight t-shirt be enough, especially if it were raining at the time... ;)

Running in slow-motion would be useful for spectators too, then again....maybe not! :D
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Yes, no ... definately no!:rolleyes::ROFLMAO:
 
bulldog, death square, pylons where all part of my playtime

death sqaure was good apart from the gobbing forfeit, I used to have the sausage machine casue I was a fatty and they couldnt lift me up to throw me :D
 
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