Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'

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Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'

And clean the clothes at the same time:devil:

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Oh WOW, now THAT brings back memories :eek:
 
the tumble drier sits on top of the washing machine :confused:.....also if I go into the kitchen to often she'll want me to wash the dishes or something:eek:
Some people don't half miss out on the good things a kitchen can be used for, I always knew those gadgets for combining the machines was a spoiler LOL
 
Just get 2 Nokia N95's and shove them in your socks and get a can of Red Bull.

Sorted! (y)
 
Bend over and I'll show you, only trouble is, with an attachment, they are only good for one thrust....:rolleyes:

The only attachment I can think of related to a toaster that would survive only one thrust is bread....and ouch....you'd be finding crumbs for weeks I assume, be standing in a crowd with people saying "you got ants in your pants?" to which you'd have to answer "no A N Utter took my baked goods virginity got crumbs in me pants"
 
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