Yep this is it in it's entirity! Any ideas as to how it should (or indeed shouldn't) continue? Should a theme be set?
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Fiats look good when driven like the car that they have been making in Belgium. Once those luddites went AWOL while combine-harvesting. It hangs precariously folornly like chickens on a bap. Cinqmeister decides that everyone's a better person because with Barclaycard, his income can soar beyond PandaManPaul's. As hole in toilet grows, pre-empting strikes by Iraq his 1982 Fiat 127 and Donz thus correctly estimating that Jordan has artificially enhanced eyebrows not inseminated by broken glass eyes. As Pope John Paul II apparently eats nails dipped in special Dulux™ non-drip undercoat specially exported into Liechtenstein, Pondering hyenas considered whether duck-billed-platypii are homosexual wildebeest but thought incorrectly. Babysei surprised herself whilst modding Donz who indulged in some sensible recreational activity. Meanwhile back in Liechtenstein, where Pope John Paul II farted nails while giving birth, BBC News 24 closed its report by congratulating him.
Muhammad Mumbalisha mumbled lines from the autocue while fumbling with his P45. Unemployment iminent, preparations ignored, telephone by Ericsson, he called PizzaHut who laughed saying you fat eskimo. Turd is good not only when sprinkled on Frosties but also makes Ford's Focus a little better than a Lamborghini. Today Si say take it up to a friendly pint sized bishop who regularly hangs daffodils around his porch door. Obelisks like Nelson's Column
gather truffles while vacuuming rugs, omnipresent dustmites get obliterated. Using Calgon™ but sparingly, ensures Washing-Machines remain living. Clean underpants on dirty elephants smell ghastly.
Stelios Haji-Ioannou flys Qantas but prefers donkeys as bed-mates. Due to many rumours about their alleged liasons with Bill and Monica the cleaning monopoly franchise folded. On Wednesday, Cinqmeister pulled down another Swedish meatball which he chose to share with members of Blue Peter.
Meanwhile, Superman poked fun at Spiderman because pink handcuffs chafe. Mr. Kipling thinks sometimes other Exceedingly stupid storylines can produce entertaining viewing for hedgehogs. Bananas eat monkeys but monkeys usually eat Acid. Farts cause cancer of the nipple which stings somewhat [
] when tweaked, with curling tongs, by Donz after a hectic hogmanay drunken encounter. However, Birmingham FC threatened Saddam without carrots being overly involved within radius of Luxembourg and according to Mr. Flopadickidus Iraq has disappeared into Rik Waller, however this does stuff. Weapons are not good for dogs of war or unless they're fired from Sainsbury's. Fixitagaintomorrow, once Ben retires, lets Jonna take his mum along to Alton Towers for Donz birthday party. The clown jumped upon CentoEvo who punched Jeremy Beadle hard, very hard which caused unmentionable damage to his toe. Blood splattered across the local supermarket causing traffic jams around Tesco in Sawbridgeworth as it stained Ben's blouse. Mornings SUCK badly when they rain upon me. Penguins are evil. Evil little toucan's eat Alfanige's Jaguar which got sat on by short monkeys. Volkswagen Polo's autochanger jammed rendering J-Lo unlistenable, Woo-Hoo! We ended Saddam Hussein's party just after that incident with J-Lo's big arse which eclipsed CentoEvo's face, which he hated. Today Bananaman and Supergran decided the arse would compliment his blouse when he dropped the chicken. Lighthouses don't look like lamp-posts except when drunk drivers fart. Deportivo La Corunya is a jammy football referee. Doblòs should be serviced because they're unforgivingly torrid and really smelly due to farting air from Old-Age-Pensioners like that bloke. Water is mixed with Fiat is unlikely, because they don't rust often. A very Doblò like vehicle went Doblò because it's Doblò.
Cinqmeister
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'95 Cinquecento SX 0,9l
OPINIONS BELOW PLEASE!
DIY STORY
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Fiats look good when driven like the car that they have been making in Belgium. Once those luddites went AWOL while combine-harvesting. It hangs precariously folornly like chickens on a bap. Cinqmeister decides that everyone's a better person because with Barclaycard, his income can soar beyond PandaManPaul's. As hole in toilet grows, pre-empting strikes by Iraq his 1982 Fiat 127 and Donz thus correctly estimating that Jordan has artificially enhanced eyebrows not inseminated by broken glass eyes. As Pope John Paul II apparently eats nails dipped in special Dulux™ non-drip undercoat specially exported into Liechtenstein, Pondering hyenas considered whether duck-billed-platypii are homosexual wildebeest but thought incorrectly. Babysei surprised herself whilst modding Donz who indulged in some sensible recreational activity. Meanwhile back in Liechtenstein, where Pope John Paul II farted nails while giving birth, BBC News 24 closed its report by congratulating him.
Muhammad Mumbalisha mumbled lines from the autocue while fumbling with his P45. Unemployment iminent, preparations ignored, telephone by Ericsson, he called PizzaHut who laughed saying you fat eskimo. Turd is good not only when sprinkled on Frosties but also makes Ford's Focus a little better than a Lamborghini. Today Si say take it up to a friendly pint sized bishop who regularly hangs daffodils around his porch door. Obelisks like Nelson's Column
gather truffles while vacuuming rugs, omnipresent dustmites get obliterated. Using Calgon™ but sparingly, ensures Washing-Machines remain living. Clean underpants on dirty elephants smell ghastly.
Stelios Haji-Ioannou flys Qantas but prefers donkeys as bed-mates. Due to many rumours about their alleged liasons with Bill and Monica the cleaning monopoly franchise folded. On Wednesday, Cinqmeister pulled down another Swedish meatball which he chose to share with members of Blue Peter.
Meanwhile, Superman poked fun at Spiderman because pink handcuffs chafe. Mr. Kipling thinks sometimes other Exceedingly stupid storylines can produce entertaining viewing for hedgehogs. Bananas eat monkeys but monkeys usually eat Acid. Farts cause cancer of the nipple which stings somewhat [
] when tweaked, with curling tongs, by Donz after a hectic hogmanay drunken encounter. However, Birmingham FC threatened Saddam without carrots being overly involved within radius of Luxembourg and according to Mr. Flopadickidus Iraq has disappeared into Rik Waller, however this does stuff. Weapons are not good for dogs of war or unless they're fired from Sainsbury's. Fixitagaintomorrow, once Ben retires, lets Jonna take his mum along to Alton Towers for Donz birthday party. The clown jumped upon CentoEvo who punched Jeremy Beadle hard, very hard which caused unmentionable damage to his toe. Blood splattered across the local supermarket causing traffic jams around Tesco in Sawbridgeworth as it stained Ben's blouse. Mornings SUCK badly when they rain upon me. Penguins are evil. Evil little toucan's eat Alfanige's Jaguar which got sat on by short monkeys. Volkswagen Polo's autochanger jammed rendering J-Lo unlistenable, Woo-Hoo! We ended Saddam Hussein's party just after that incident with J-Lo's big arse which eclipsed CentoEvo's face, which he hated. Today Bananaman and Supergran decided the arse would compliment his blouse when he dropped the chicken. Lighthouses don't look like lamp-posts except when drunk drivers fart. Deportivo La Corunya is a jammy football referee. Doblòs should be serviced because they're unforgivingly torrid and really smelly due to farting air from Old-Age-Pensioners like that bloke. Water is mixed with Fiat is unlikely, because they don't rust often. A very Doblò like vehicle went Doblò because it's Doblò.Cinqmeister
http://www.channel9.tk
'95 Cinquecento SX 0,9l
