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Hey getting sacked isn't illegal!

Maybe you could constantly put boxes in the wrong area - Well, they don't sack all the idiots who do it because they can't read numbers so that would be funny but wouldn't work

Dont run round with shrink wrap enough times to the boxes arent safe - Well that could be dangerous and i hate being stupid BUT maybe doing them so much you can't get into them (like 10 layers!!) that would be great!

Dont wear boot/gloves/hat - They send you out if you don't have boots and give you loan ones, yuck! I am already intending to get a spare pair of gloves so maybe I could wear a pair on my head or something?! We don't get a hat which is dangerous considering the amount of times my head gets hit *feels bruise on head*

Take lunch/breaks early and have extra time - I don't dare although a good idea - I take 4 mins extra either side but have excuses like "I had to help somebody over there" and quickly run off.

Turn up late for work - If you're more than a few mins late they won't pay you for that hour which sucks :(

Park your car in a ridiculas place - One I am intending to do, most people do, it's stupid, huge carpark mostly empty yet people block it all up near entrance because they don't like walking 30metres!

'forget' what suitable clothes are - Do you really like the idea of me in a revealing V neck and hot pants? ;)

Annoy managers in any way possible - Oh I do....!

Talk all the time - To myself? lol, there's nobody who wants to talk to tme much :(

Nice ideas Lora, where did you have all the pracitse?
 
This little woman told me "All W stock to 12" I said "no, all to 18D" so we spent an hour moving pallets to 18D then this other woman said to me "What are you doing? those are for 12?" so I said "well that woman over there said 18D, i told her put them onto 12, gosh she must be embarressed, I'll have a word with her but don't embarress her if you don't mind" "OK" so I went and moved them all lol, well I did 18D because I was told that in the morning and 12 isn't even a bay, just a lorry, what the **** is the point moving stock from lorry 16 to lorry 12....?! Anyway, i told the little blond woman that things had changed and it was infact 12 ;)
 
Well i didnt get sacked twice for nothing ;)

Spend a day running around one box with shrink wrap :D excellent :p

"'forget' what suitable clothes are - Do you really like the idea of me in a revealing V neck and hot pants?" - course not... but if you do intend doing that i'd love a pic

Cant u talk to any random idiot walking around? Just mention how gud/bad the weather is. Maybe you could take in a stereo and sing along to that.

How about you dont declare something? You got shouted at for tablets so how about 10 boxes of tables ;)
 
pghstochaj said:
This little woman told me "All W stock to 12" I said "no, all to 18D" so we spent an hour moving pallets to 18D then this other woman said to me "What are you doing? those are for 12?" so I said "well that woman over there said 18D, i told her put them onto 12, gosh she must be embarressed, I'll have a word with her but don't embarress her if you don't mind" "OK" so I went and moved them all lol, well I did 18D because I was told that in the morning and 12 isn't even a bay, just a lorry, what the **** is the point moving stock from lorry 16 to lorry 12....?! Anyway, i told the little blond woman that things had changed and it was infact 12 ;)
But surely that just created more work for yourself? Or had you actualy been told by someone else to move them to 18D? :confused:
 
Hope Media player is working for you now. I like Winamp myself, or usually I just keep open an Explorer window with my music in it and use the mini-player on there to play a highlighted song (much easier, no playlists to bother about). WMP is far too confusing and limited.

As for piracy - as Lora says if the companies would provide a decent alternative with their full catalogues online and at a cheaper price (79p is too expensive for one track IMO) then we, their end users, might be tempted. If the company execs and popstars took a pay cut so music wasn't so overpriced we might also be mollified. At the end of the day you can buy a blank CD for 20p ish these days, so how anyone can justify charging a tenner plus for one is beyond me. Kazaa is OK for older tracks, but newer tracks are all fakes/ viruses. I currently use Emule which is up to now fake/ virus free. Bit torrent is the up-and-coming one but I'll be darned if I can work out how to use it!
 
Lol, i asked for advice from Dan (one of 3 "ok" people I know there) and he said jumping on the pump truck and flying down the aisles was what got him out of sainsbury's distribution centre lol. What caused your sackings then??

Hehe, the shrink wrap is hard to break if it is more than one layer so 10 layers would be wicked lol - just keep going to ask for roll after roll after roll ;)

lol about hot pants ;) It would get me FF hottie '05 I am sure!

The idiots talk to me but I never understand, they always swear at me for no reason and sometimes be racist towards others which I don't like, I'd rather keep away.

LOL, i like the stereo idea "And what do you think you're doing?" "Erm, i know you're dumb and everything but I would think it's fairly obvious!" I do actually sing out aloud when any decent music comes on the also repititive trent FM played 8 hours none stop (almost as boring as work!) but they don't care.

LOL, i like the idea of declaring lots of stuff like "18 boxes of paracetemol, 128litres of water etc." - that'd be funny!
 
So is Emule a better alternative to kazaa.

I havent used kazaa for a fair few months now so i dont know how much its gone downhill.
 
I havent as yet used bit torrent for music, although i have d/l a few movies from it, its quite easy.. although is confusing the first time you use it. its also really great for software
 
Well actually nothing very exciting.

At the newsagent i didnt like it and made it very clear.
At the restaurant i refused to work sat night and friday because i got too tired and needed a social life so they got rid of me :p

If i wear hot pants too will i become Mrs FF 05 ;):D
 
Magical Trevor said:
I havent as yet used bit torrent for music, although i have d/l a few movies from it, its quite easy.. although is confusing the first time you use it. its also really great for software
Ah i dont like change :S

Only just got used to the new forum :p

Might give it a try at some point though :)
 
Magical Trevor said:
I havent as yet used bit torrent for music, although i have d/l a few movies from it, its quite easy.. although is confusing the first time you use it. its also really great for software

Any chance of some advice on Bit torrent please MT? If I go to start it up it produces an error because it can't find URL (what url???) or looks on my PC for a .torrent file. I am most confuzzled.

Lora: http://www.emule-project.net/
 
NOTE TO MODS, this is on the edge of the boundary but no further, please do not delete!

Lora; don't say that, Dave will have a mild heart attack ;)

On another note, I guess that was slightly better if you wanted a reference than burning the place down or something ;)
 
Well it might get me a few more votes.... and i hope daves heart attack will be in a good way not because he's scared of the sight of me :D

Yeah, altho i didnt stay long enough at either to get a referance... well it wouldnt have been fair to ask for one :p

Now im jobless again :( Lichfield sucks for work and i have no way of getting anywhere else i need my car back on the road so i can pass my test :(
 
She forced me to download that song, I wouldn't normally! I downloaded 1984 too but that was freeware, the ebooks aren't downloaded yet and now to keep up my pristine image I will purchase the book first and then download the ebook for my PDA, is that legal?
 
I had once a half bottle of bud whilst camping and cycling with mates at the end of year 9....Since then I have had about 5-10 drinks in my life, I don't drink much....so not really.
 
But u did once. So you have broken the rules in your life ;)

I was sure you couldnt be as straight as you make yourself out to be :D
 
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