TurboSei said:

Waking up and realising I can barely move and seeing that the bruises, scratches and burns I got last night have really intensified.

The movie business is so much less glamourous than I remember it. I better bloody make it to the final cut.

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FF wait to see who will be first to say :-

Ooh ooh what movie, what did u do...."?

TurboSei said:

Waking up and realising I can barely move and seeing that the bruises, scratches and burns I got last night have really intensified.

The movie business is so much less glamourous than I remember it. I better bloody make it to the final cut.

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You should really stop shooting 'Action' intensified porn :nerner:

TurboSei said:

Waking up and realising I can barely move and seeing that the bruises, scratches and burns I got last night have really intensified.

The movie business is so much less glamourous than I remember it. I better bloody make it to the final cut.

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How on earth did you manage to damage yourself!?

Helz said:

How on earth did you manage to damage yourself!?

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Pole dancing for 6 hours straight. On a set pole made out of SCAFFOLDING. So it was scratchy as hell. Only about 6 or 7 feet high so no aerial tricks. And some clever bastard in the art dept decided to put the underlighting near the base of the pole. So the bottom foot was red hot. We discovered this when I scolded my arse cheeks.

The set looked incredible but no one seemed to have consulted a real dancer about the set up.

It's called the Big I Am by the way.

ChrisUK said:

You should really stop shooting 'Action' intensified porn :nerner:

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I did get elbowed in the face by a glamour model :devil:
We were attempting a duo pole act and there wasn't much room on the podium. Pain aside it was a wicked shoot and I think I'll get some good screen time.

TurboSei said:

It's called the Big I Am by the way.

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Free copies for all FF members

manthatkidisscrewed said:

Free copies for all FF members

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I don't think I'll even get a discount at the cinema.

TurboSei said:

I don't think I'll even get a discount at the cinema.

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that's abit hard...i'd've told them to stuff it if they didn't give me free stuff!

manthatkidisscrewed said:

that's abit hard...i'd've told them to stuff it if they didn't give me free stuff!

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Erm I was paid to dance...sod free stuff, much prefer the cash.

TurboSei said:

Erm I was paid to dance...sod free stuff, much prefer the cash.

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yeah but its cash and free stuff ftw!

Stupid ****ing *****.

Wasted my money and my time.

No TT's for moi.

soap_dodger said:

Stupid ****ing *****.

Wasted my money and my time.

No TT's for moi.

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Hmm what are you talking about too many swears.

ChrisUK said:

Hmm what are you talking about too many swears.

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My ex girlfriend only went and got me arrested.

soap_dodger said:

My ex girlfriend only went and got me arrested.

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That's nice of her :bang:

soap_dodger said:

Stupid ****ing *****.

Wasted my money and my time.

No TT's for moi.

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the thought of this DVD turned you crazy or summit?

soap_dodger said:

My ex girlfriend only went and got me arrested.

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time to fight back or let it go?

if you wanna fight back i'm sure we can devise an evil twisted plot.

jug said:

time to fight back or let it go?

if you wanna fight back i'm sure we can devise an evil twisted plot.

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involving nothing more than a simple bag of human feces

jug said:

time to fight back or let it go?

if you wanna fight back i'm sure we can devise an evil twisted plot.

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I've already got a plan, I call it the jug special.

A sex toy up her exhaust and her brakes tampered with.

and then send out our sex tape to her Catholic nan.

jug said:

time to fight back or let it go?

if you wanna fight back i'm sure we can devise an evil twisted plot.

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*in operator tone*
"Hello welcome to FF, How can we help you ruin someone's life today? "

soap_dodger said:

I've already got a plan, I call it the jug special.

A sex toy up her exhaust and her brakes tampered with.

and then send out our sex tape to her Catholic nan.

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... I like it!