Beards... Yay? Or Nay?

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Beards... Yay? Or Nay?

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Right no sex for you. Oh no wait im meant to be punishing you :bang: :p
 
AAahhh, teh interweb.

From beards to dildos in three easy steps. :)
Beards, fetishes and battery powered devices? I get it, you mean a torch. Is dildo the new word for a torch? "Hang on love, the main fuse has gone again, hold the dildo up so I can see what I'm doing" Not only that, but is someone suggesting that having sex with someone with a beard is a fetish? Unless, a bearded woman comes into the equation. How do you find a bearded woman anyway? What do you suggest, Yellow Pages or Google?

Just as a matter of interest, the inaugural meeting of the Bearded Liberation Tendancy was held tonight in conditions of absolute secrecy on the forecourt of a Caledonia FIAT dealer. This was an ideal location as it was boarded up, although an elderly man walking a dog caused a security scare, but it was alright, it was a Bearded Collie. A proposal to bomb the Wilkinson Sword factory was proposed, seconded and passed without objection, the dog unfortunately abstained. It was so secret that I had to be Chairman, Secretary and Security Officer. Oh, I also provided the tea and digestives as well. If I think on I might let somebody else know where the next one will be held.

POWER TO THE WHISKERS!!!!
 
not read any other messages apart from the first page, so apologies for that!

its a NO from me!! clean shaven for me everytime!!

My dad has a beard, my mum insists he keeps it, all my life I have said to him it would knock at least 10 years off his age if he got rid of it!! thats probably why I dont like them

I tried a moustache aged about 18, but it was a no - no, plus it came out slighty ginger looking. (n)
 
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