Was beardy for the last 3 years. Current job requires non hobo look so it had to come off.

Real men have big bushy beards like Bluto off Popeye, and go and chop wood and smoke pipes, and sail boats.

Get a shave you scruff

i got a goatee, had it for a year or so, shaved it off, then felt so naked without it that i had to grow it again.

i might try without it again sometime, but im far too used to it. they dont appeal to everyones taste, but.... shrug.... whatever

plus, when was the last time you saw a pirate without some sort of facial hair

No to beard's, gotta have a porno tash tho lol

JonnyBravo26 said:

Poo on a stick. Not litterally. Obviously. Just carry a stick around. With poo on it. No-body will mess with you then.

Oh, and you thought about the BLT forums yet? I wanna be first on board.

This beaut is here to stay.

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Poo on a stick? Beautiful in its simplicity. Knew the dog would come in handy for something. As for a forum, it will have to be shrouded in utmost secrecy as some previous beardies have brought facial hair into disrepute. Think, the Yorkshire Ripper, various Islamic terrorists, Gerry Adams, Rasputin, Ivan the Terrible, Genghis Khan and Henry VIII. Looking on the bright side, Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot were not very nice and they didn't wear beards.

maddox has a beard :slayer:

and thus we "unconformist rebels" must follow him








....like sheep

matthew.raine said:

Real men have big bushy beards like Bluto off Popeye, and go and chop wood and smoke pipes, and sail boats.

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A pipe, now there's and idea. Cardigan, with pockets (to put the still smouldering pipe in; obviously) oh, and not forgetting plaid slippers. That 'll really make me look 'ard

I love the logic. Its a bloody good point. So what you're saying is we'll the next "Fathers After Righteous Truth" <lol> or "Fathers for Justice" or whatever they called themselves, doing wacked out terrorist-like stuff, but for a bloody good cause?

I could be in for that. We really gotta watch for those "Beardy Weirdies" I'm always hearing about. You know, drinking Bishop's Vomit real ale and discussing carbon fibre levels of their new Bass Catcher...

Otherwise I think you're onto something...

i quite like men with facial hair... not handlebars tash's or owt

goatees, chin straps etc are fine. even an all over beard as long as it doesnt get too long (less than 2cms).

it all depends on the guy though. some guys look good with facial hair... others just DONT!

Brooksy said:

i heard a rumour once that depending on which way you shave your beard it determines the colour, i think if u shave upwards you will get ginger bits in it- again no offence to ginger people

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yes thats true, did you also know that donating money to me will make you live longer, for every £10 you will get 1 more day on earth. i cant guarantee it will be a good day so its probably best to buy a few.

jug said:

yes thats true, did you also know that donating money to me will make you live longer, for every £10 you will get 1 more day on earth. i cant guarantee it will be a good day so its probably best to buy a few.

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Awesome.... Do you take Paypal?

Think he prefer's Western Union into a Nigerian bank account tbh.

i accept the following:

Cash (UK pounds, Euros, or US dollars)
Postal orders
Cheques on UK banks
Cheques on overseas banks
UK Bank cashiers cheque
Overseas bank drafts
Escrow
Girobank transfer
Bank transfer
Paypal
Natwest Fastpay
Nochex
Gold
Human Organs (Fresh)
Obedient Young Women
Unicorn Horn

No chip and pin then?

i have a problem with strangers slotting it in and pushing my buttons

it's the "obedient young women" which made me laugh.... oh well.. i guess i'll use cash then...

obedience is very important, how else can a selfish prick get his own way?

very true.

well, good luck with that

Lolita said:

very true.

well, good luck with that

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Heh your a push over really behind the scenes