quick! hide! mods about!
*scarpers*
*scarpers*
What's made you smile today?
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What's made you smile today?
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So many on there i want to post up but i would get a nice long/permanent ban.
lol I am looking at the most wrong ones and laughing sooo much.
EDIT: good english aye^
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Ultimate phone prank
1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?'
2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline'
3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE ****, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD''. before hanging up the phone
1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?'
2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline'
3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE ****, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD''. before hanging up the phone
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Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.
It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?
Sexy kids.
I will stop now
It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?
Sexy kids.
I will stop now
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What's the difference between toast and a Frenchman?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
You can make soldiers out of toast.
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3 slices of cake!:yum::yum::yum::yum:
NOMNOMNOM
im on a sugar high now:slayer:
NOMNOMNOM
im on a sugar high now:slayer:
Someone should suggest a joke thread in site ideas or something. :chin:
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Funnily enough before you posted that i was just about to post i should put these in the joke thread
better weather predicted for next week:slayer:
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better weather predicted for next week
W000t
Gotto service the punto and do some exhaust work
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W000t
Gotto service the punto and do some exhaust work
bike and car need a service plus need to have a decent bike ride... am going potty. gonna book friday off maybe if the weather is good and get up to hartside or something :chin:
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Ive found my bed makes a perfectly adequate ironing board
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You know what will happen if you do that though?. Bloody snow storm and gale force winds
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better weather predicted for next week
woohoo! - new bike search starts next week then :slayer:
You know what will happen if you do that though?. Bloody snow storm and gale force winds
nah gonna book friday off on the thursday if the weather is ok
:devil::devil::devil: the missus letting you get another bike? saved up your pocket money? :nerner:
