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What a beautiful baby. Many congratulations. Is he your first? We had 3 - Boy, girl, boy and I was very surprised at the depth of emotion I experienced when my first boy was born - It took me completely by surprise, tears streaming down my face! It's a very special time in one's life, hang on to and enjoy every single moment of it! In my youth lots of stuff seemed important - Work, cars, leisure activities, holidays, etc. Now, in my mid '70s, I realize there is nothing as important as Family and, despite all the rubbish that gets in the way as your children grow up it's never a waste of time and it's always good to prioritize building strong bonds and giving support to your children. Life is wonderful when, in your old age, you are surrounded by your loving children and the grandchildren are the absolute icing on the cake! Again congratulations and a big "well done" to your wife - I was there through the whole "procedure" for all 3 of ours and it's astonishing how our womenfolk cope with it all. Thank goodness for the Entonox!

What a simply wonderful post I totally agree with all you say here and add my congratulations to yours. So nice to hear genuinely good news.
 
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Bringing my son, Charlie, home today, born at 05:40 yesterday after 23hrs in labour @ 7lbs2oz (3.25kg). Both mum and baby well, but obviously exhausted yesterday after their ordeal. I couldn't stay much after the birth thanks to COVID, but I was there through the whole time otherwise.

Women are absolute machines and any misogynist who calls them the weaker sex can get a punch in the face from this feminist, and my wife too probably.

baby event in aldi https://www.aldi.co.uk/c/specialbuys/dates/2021-01-14
 
Just placed order for parts with S4p. Had to ring them about a couple of parts I was unsure about. Very impressed with the friendly and efficient way my queries were dealt with - which has been my experience in the past. Our Panda is a 2010 1.2 with the 60 Hp engine but they changed the 169 model to the newer 69Hp engine just shortly after ours. S4p list the 169 up to '09 as a "Panda 11" and from '09 to '12 as a Panda 111 but the engine changed early 2011 so there can be confusion. Once you give them a ring with your reg no/ vin no they soon sort it out though. We chatted briefly as he was checking his catalogue cross references and I was asking whether they were finding a particular demand for anything? Oh yes said he, 500 driver's door handles! Handling orders for up to five a day! Seems people are heaving on frozen shut doors and the handle is the weak link.

So, take care 500 people. Maybe trigger the latch with the handle and then get a finger round the door frame to pull it open if it's frozen shut?
 
Ordered some poppy seeds... going to discreetly sprinkle them over the corners of the WW2 (corrected: originally WW1, then both WWs) memorial in the centre of the city here - beautiful sculpture, left to rot by our council - with built in to each corner flower beds, just sitting with plain grass... I think some poppies will definitely spruce it up!
 
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Ordered some poppy seeds... going to discreetly sprinkle them over the corners of the WW2 memorial in the centre of the city here - beautiful sculpture, left to rot by our council - with built in to each corner flower beds, just sitting with plain grass... I think some poppies will definitely spruce it up!

Read the instructions.
Wild poppies sprout after the soil has been disturbed, which is why they don't come up every year. Don't know about others, so instructions may require you to do a little work, rather than just scatter and 'feed the birds'.
 
Read the instructions.
Wild poppies sprout after the soil has been disturbed, which is why they don't come up every year. Don't know about others, so instructions may require you to do a little work, rather than just scatter and 'feed the birds'.

Damn, I'll need to be careful then. I'll try my best to follow them. Maybe need to come back and drop some soil over them once scattered in hope it'll work...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_War_Memorial

This is the sculpture, I think it's stunning. Just (these days) in bad shape. I seen photos from the 50s and 60s when it was well maintained and in much better shape (it's been there since 1927). And yet today we've got calls from local people complaining that it's an eyesore... (We also have local people who cry out that they'd rather be speaking German... that's the kind of stupidity this statue has to stand amongst) Lol
 
Just placed order for parts with S4p. Had to ring them about a couple of parts I was unsure about. Very impressed with the friendly and efficient way my queries were dealt with - which has been my experience in the past. Our Panda is a 2010 1.2 with the 60 Hp engine but they changed the 169 model to the newer 69Hp engine just shortly after ours. S4p list the 169 up to '09 as a "Panda 11" and from '09 to '12 as a Panda 111 but the engine changed early 2011 so there can be confusion. Once you give them a ring with your reg no/ vin no they soon sort it out though. We chatted briefly as he was checking his catalogue cross references and I was asking whether they were finding a particular demand for anything? Oh yes said he, 500 driver's door handles! Handling orders for up to five a day! Seems people are heaving on frozen shut doors and the handle is the weak link.

So, take care 500 people. Maybe trigger the latch with the handle and then get a finger round the door frame to pull it open if it's frozen shut?

Back in the early eighties, working at a large Rover dealer, we arrived one morning to find a Metro on the forecourt missing its driver's door handle.
Shortly afterwards, a very embarrassed policeman arrived, brandishing his own cheque book. On night duty the night before, walking the streets, bored and lonely, he wandered around the forecourt cars, checking they were all locked. The Metro handle came off. Oops. He's reported this back at the station, and had been told to go and pay for it.
We charged him cost price, and one of the lads in the preparation bay fitted it. Easy in those days, door card off, two nuts, unhitch the link rods.
 
Ordered some poppy seeds... going to discreetly sprinkle them over the corners of the WW2 (corrected: originally WW1, then both WWs) memorial in the centre of the city here - beautiful sculpture, left to rot by our council - with built in to each corner flower beds, just sitting with plain grass... I think some poppies will definitely spruce it up!

Bet the silly buggers start cutting the grass / poppies. Years ago in my first job I identified many stupidities where we (county) cut 5 sq M of grass on the end of where the district was cutting 2000m sq and visa versa . Talking directly to my counterparts we agreed to swap these bits to cut out all the crossed over travelling, but I expect this has all long since caused rows and gone by the board. All a bit sad seeing the state of things these days.
 
Bet the silly buggers start cutting the grass / poppies. Years ago in my first job I identified many stupidities where we (county) cut 5 sq M of grass on the end of where the district was cutting 2000m sq and visa versa . Talking directly to my counterparts we agreed to swap these bits to cut out all the crossed over travelling, but I expect this has all long since caused rows and gone by the board. All a bit sad seeing the state of things these days.

We have a tiny grassed roundabout at one end of town. The cowslips seem to come up there earlier than anywhere else each spring. Always good to see. However, sometimes the council will do the first cut, just as they come up, so then we wait another year.
 
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So I was at Lidl earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about £200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping trolley. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was an ALD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a ALD? I told her it stood for Arse Licking Dog. She said Arse Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my bum clean, because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it.
 
Pugglt Auld Jock Got a marketing email from ALDI, saw these, and thought of your stories of vacuum cleaners. You might like some of these for the grandchildren, or yourself.:D:D:D
https://www.aldi.co.uk/henry-vacuum-deluxe-cleaning-set/p/700224420787700
https://www.aldi.co.uk/hetty-vacuum-deluxe-cleaning-set/p/700224420787901

can get them a working one cheaper and get your house cleaned while they play
https://www.lidl.co.uk/en/p/car-essentials/silvercrest-handheld-wet-dry-vacuum-cleaner/p39393 :D
 
But that wouldn't be a Henry, which was significant, if you've seen any of Jock's relevant posts.

Those cheap hand-held things are very irritating. Make noise, but rarely make even an adequate job. Will pick up spilt cornflakes, not much more. The price reflects its quality well.
You're right of course PB, the attraction would be that it's a Henry! Although I think a pink Hetty would win out as my wee granddaughter is a pink fanatic!

We've had a couple of those wee hand held jobbies over the years but I've found they never really fulfill their promise. They don't suck very well and, unsurprisingly, have little capacity. I've not had a bagless one and the bagged ones stop sucking very quickly due to the bag getting partially blocked up. I actually bought both to do the cars with but the problem there is that they are really to unweildy to get into all the nooks and crannies. Much better to just lug the big machine out and use it's flexible shnozzle!

I must profess to rather liking the look of this one though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J7LDanKZwE

Rotating brush, flexible hose, powerful mains motor and, I would guess, a lot lighter than lugging a big machine to do the stairs. Looks promising for doing the car too as I can easily plug into the garage socket. Probably a bit of a luxury though as I'm getting on fine with Norman!
 
Well, totally tropical here at the moment 4degrees :D Been having the most outrages/stupid dreams lately, no big deal I hear you say :rolleyes: The thing is at the time they seem so real. They are so stupid I can’t even begin to explain.
 
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